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Cognac Jack

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About Cognac Jack

Age: 29
Gender: M
Location: Murfreesboro, TN

Joined: 9 years ago on 08/02/05
Last Visit: 4 days ago
Type: Gold Member
Paid Member Privileges: Yes
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Tell Us About Yourself...

Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!

“My power is discombobulatingly devastating!!!”

Current Relationship Status

“I'm single.”

What do you do for fun?

“I do some writing, watch TV, martial arts (mostly boxing, wrestling, and jiu jitsu). Most of all I just like to chill and enjoy company of friends”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“I am a student at MTSU and I also do tech support for a medical company.”

What's your dream job?

“Anything creative, or working with anime, movies, comics, video games, or television”

Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!

“I have actually lit a house on fire. On accident of course I was drunk.”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?

“Girls!”

What kind of relationship are you looking for?

“Friends, love, whatever. I'm open.”

Describe the sort of person you're looking for!

“Looking for a person that will laugh at my cheap jokes, who is laid back, honest and interesting.”

Do you think long distance relationships can work?

“Communication is key in any relationship no matter distance, but the closer the better.”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

Name some of your favorite anime and manga...

“Ghost in the Shell, Black Lagoon, Gunslinger Girl, Gantz, Elfin Lied Yu Yu Hakusho, Bleech, Project Arms and Paranoia Agent, Samuari Champloo, and Kamen Rider”

What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?

“I like a wide range of music, too much to list. I even like some country, go figure.”

What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...

“I am interested in alot of things, mostly comic books, video games. I not as big on the anime as I used to be. I also have a slew of TV shows i watch.”

If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?

“A couple of local ones are Million Man Lan, MTAC, DragonCon, ”

Into games? List your favorites!

“Half Life 2, Decent Freespace 2, Xmen Legends, Star Fox and whatever flavor of the day video game that is out.”

Steam Nickname

“dbb2k1”

XBox Live! Gamertag

“Da Hankster”

Other Online Gaming Info

“Guild Wars, Unreal Tournament , Joint Operations, Call of Duty 4, Rock Band, anything else I can get my hands on.”

Jaeger Assignment

Cognac Jack is currently piloting SPECTACULAR MERMAID with Captain Commando

SPECTACULAR MERMAID's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Butt-Mounted Boomerang
  • Womb-Mounted Broadsword Assault

DOSSIER: Job is to supply sporadic offense intended to destroy the Kaiju by slaughtering their heads. Classified rumors indicates this Jaeger is part of Operation Frisky Hercules, a plan to use an experimental, truly astonishing fried chicken recipe to prolong struggle against Kaiju. Impervious to bad advice. During the Battle Of Yankee Stadium, pilots displayed an unprecedented ability to look really cool while simultaneously displaying outstanding dedication to asskicking. The only question facing these pilots, who everybody is pretty sure are direct blood relatives, is this: can they kick the Kaiju without speed-humping each other first?

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Basically kind of hung out with wolves in the tranquil slums of Madagascar. Existence was transformed permanently when friends were kidnapped by ninjas. It was at the age of 19 that he had a sex change. Each suprisingly filthy day was a step away from the kind of shit that his heart yearned for.

Became high school valedictorian despite excessive body odor because of having nothing better to do.

After becoming a Jaeger Pilot, his debut fight against a kaiju was a completely insane triumph despite falling in love with a bunch of nerds. This was achieved despite running away from a Kaiju that had killed some pretty tough bastards in the past.

Deciding to finally show a regard for common sense or even reality itself, he re-dedicated himself to essentially being a huge pussy and has no fucking idea what he's doing.

"People need to understand, you can beat your dick to YouTube videos all day long," says one flight instructor. "But when you're actually out there fighting an unknown giant monster from another fucking dimension, and you're completely drunk you better forget everything you learned and react to the crazy situation even if you're pretty sure you're hallucinating. If you don't, everybody's going to think you're a pussy. Trust me, this is one crazy asshole who has mastered that."

Psyche eval recommendation: A rare blend of sensuality and passion.

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