MoonlightDestiny Buster Machine No. 4440
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About MoonlightDestiny Age: 33 Gender: F Location: Alexandria, VA Joined: 11 years ago on 08/04/05 Last Visit: 5 months ago Type: Gold Member Paid Member Privileges: Yes Privileges Expire: 205 days from now
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DAINTY HOTDOG with p1nkpixie
DAINTY HOTDOG's special combat abilities are known to include:
Audacious Suplex Assault Womb-Mounted Battle-Axe
DOSSIER: Primary function is is to confuse Kaiju and supply much-needed massages to other Jaeger pilots. Classified rumors indicates this Jaeger is part of Operation Highway Eruption, a plan to use an experimental, ancient nuclear weapon to hopefully end the designated hitter rule. During the Battle Of London, pilots displayed an unprecedented ability to maintain an emotionless expression while simultaneously displaying outstanding general cleanliness. At times, spiritual advisors have expressed concern over the pilots' oral hygiene. One thing is certain: these pilots are erotic and have one purpose, which is to crush some Kaiju emotions.
MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Loving family provided a strict diet of daily swordfighting lessons and church-going. Existence was transformed permanently when imaginary friends were eaten by assassins. It was at the age of 6 that she swore revenge. Each suprisingly filthy moment was a step toward becoming a true sexual being, and was all that that her sense of honor demanded.
Found herself in a den of thieves where she studied hand-to-hand combat, where it soon became apparent that she was the type of person that never gets invited to parties. With a fighting style that combined the sexual prowess of a scampering ferret with senseless power, termed "Ferocious Elephant Style", she soon gained the admiration of commanders. She soon joined the Robot Army and, after sucking and fucking her way into a Jaeger, her first fight against a kaiju was a disturbingly violent crowd-pleaser despite "accidentally" killing a bunch of nerds. According to survivors, most of the city was destroyed and the rest was covered in blood. Deciding to finally show a regard for common sense or even reality itself, she re-dedicated herself to square dancing and and is, frankly, not having a lot of success. "People need to understand, you can read the textbooks all day long," says one flight instructor. "But when you're actually out there fighting, and you're completely drunk you better forget everything you learned and react to the crazy situation even if you're pretty sure you're hallucinating. If you don't, basically everybody is going to die. Trust me, this is one pilot who will never have any clue about that." Psyche eval recommendation: Will perform if given enough gummi bears. Geek dating and social networking for awesome people. Sign Up. Join OtakuBooty! OtakuBooty is where smart, funny, sexy nerds meet. Creating an account is free. Full membership is $4/month or $15/year. Cheap! Press People. Need material? Cover OB for your site, blog, podcast, magazine, or what-have-you. More info » Want Your Stuff Reviewed By OB? Just send us your press releases and requests to review your products.