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About Ophelia

Age: 38
Gender: F
Location: Tallahassee, FL

Joined: 14 years ago on 08/22/05
Last Visit: 11 years ago
Type: Idol
Paid Member Privileges: Yes
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Tell Us About Yourself...

Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!

“Hello. I am one of those scary original BootyProject people, yo. I'm a stark raving mad bitch and John Booty is the president of my international fan brigade. If he had a fan brigade, best believe I would run it. I love him longtime with mouth.”

What do you do for fun?

“I hang around on the Internet, smoke Arabic sheesha, and watch cheesy movies.”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“Saving Florida's collective ass from disaster.”

What's your dream job?

“Cultural anthropologist.”

Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!

“I once scarred a waitress at Anime Expo '02 using a Hello Kitty vibrator and a glass of water. Booty was there, he can tell you about that one...”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?


What kind of relationship are you looking for?

“I'm here to stalk John Booty”

Describe the sort of person you're looking for!

“Cool friends. Intelligent ones. Location does not matter, just don't be a dumbass. In return, you get fun-filled snark and a loyal backup when people step to you online. Also I am supposedly nice to people I like.”

Do you think long distance relationships can work?

“Not for me.”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

Name some of your favorite anime and manga...

“The Cat Returns”

What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?

“Dar Williams, The Frames, Rise Against, Vienna Teng...I'm all over the place.”

What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...

“I don't watch too much anime, nor do I read manga. I cosplay. I watch people play video games. Oh, and I have a small Pokemon anime/video game obsession. Ask me about my 'mon on Silver.”

If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?

“I pop in and out of Florida conventions. You'll find me at the LadySaiyuki Dolls table, being your friendly idol dollseller.”

Into games? List your favorites!

“DDR, PIU, Pokemon, Phantom Brave”

Other Online Gaming Info

“Gaia Interactive”

Jaeger Assignment

Ophelia is currently piloting AVENGER BLACKJACK with jonastio

AVENGER BLACKJACK's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Labia-Mounted Missiles Barrage
  • Panda's Blaster

DOSSIER: Job is is to supply much-needed massages to other Jaegers, even during the melancholy of sexual skirmishes. Top-secret whispers indicates this Jaeger is part of Operation Heroic Derelict, a plan to use a fucked-up, truly astonishing violent sexual onslaught to prolong psoraisis. Impervious to emotions. One known drawback of this Jaeger type is that it may really bum you out just when the pilots are starting to have fun. One thing is certain: these pilots are heroic and have an unequaled ability to piss all over some Kaiju assholes.

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Homeless family provided a strict diet of old martial arts movies and gin. At an early age, showed great aptitude for being able to walk in a straight line, but struggled with with potty training. It was at the age of 23 that she had her entire body replaced by cyborg components. Each grueling day was a step away from the true mastery of self-control that her heart yearned for.

Actually managed to finally make make a friend despite refusing to talk about anything besides collecting Pokemon because of having nothing better to do.

During one drunken night, she stole a Jaeger and her debut fight against a kaiju was a disturbingly violent thing that legends are made of despite "accidentally" killing everybody in the Western Hemisphere. Classified intel indicates most of the town was saved and the rest was covered in blood.

In the aftermath of the grueling clusterfuck, pilot was reluctantly promoted to the general's dogwalker by that guy nobody really talked to but apparently had the power to promote people, so whatever.

"The thing is," says a classmate, "She'd be a lot better at everything if she hugged a puppy once in a while. Ah, what are you going to do? Life is crazy like that."

Psyche eval recommendation: Could save us all someday.

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