Find the Sexy Nerd Next Door?
Enter your ZIP/postal code, your city, or your exact address.Examples: 90210... Tokyo, Japan... 123 Mulberry Lane, Mudville, Kentucky...
Existing Members Login Password Stay Signed InForgot my password
Log in first
Need to log in first!
You must be logged in to leave a comment for Ophelia
Age: 37Gender: FLocation: Tallahassee, FL
Joined: 14 years ago on 08/22/05Last Visit: 10 years agoType: Idol Paid Member Privileges: YesPrivileges Expire: Never!
View all public photos... (10 total)
[current user isn't logged in]
Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!
“Hello. I am one of those scary original BootyProject people, yo. I'm a stark raving mad bitch and John Booty is the president of my international fan brigade. If he had a fan brigade, best believe I would run it. I love him longtime with mouth.”
What do you do for fun?
“I hang around on the Internet, smoke Arabic sheesha, and watch cheesy movies.”
What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.
“Saving Florida's collective ass from disaster.”
What's your dream job?
Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!
“I once scarred a waitress at Anime Expo '02 using a Hello Kitty vibrator and a glass of water. Booty was there, he can tell you about that one...”
Which gender are you interested in?
What kind of relationship are you looking for?
“I'm here to stalk John Booty”
Describe the sort of person you're looking for!
“Cool friends. Intelligent ones. Location does not matter, just don't be a dumbass. In return, you get fun-filled snark and a loyal backup when people step to you online. Also I am supposedly nice to people I like.”
Do you think long distance relationships can work?
“Not for me.”
Name some of your favorite anime and manga...
“The Cat Returns”
What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?
“Dar Williams, The Frames, Rise Against, Vienna Teng...I'm all over the place.”
What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...
“I don't watch too much anime, nor do I read manga. I cosplay. I watch people play video games. Oh, and I have a small Pokemon anime/video game obsession. Ask me about my 'mon on Silver.”
If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?
“I pop in and out of Florida conventions. You'll find me at the LadySaiyuki Dolls table, being your friendly idol dollseller.”
Into games? List your favorites!
“DDR, PIU, Pokemon, Phantom Brave”
Other Online Gaming Info
Ophelia is currently piloting AVENGER BLACKJACK with jonastio
AVENGER BLACKJACK's special combat abilities are known to include:
DOSSIER: Job is is to supply much-needed massages to other Jaegers, even during the melancholy of sexual skirmishes. Top-secret whispers indicates this Jaeger is part of Operation Heroic Derelict, a plan to use a fucked-up, truly astonishing violent sexual onslaught to prolong psoraisis. Impervious to emotions. One known drawback of this Jaeger type is that it may really bum you out just when the pilots are starting to have fun. One thing is certain: these pilots are heroic and have an unequaled ability to piss all over some Kaiju assholes.
MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Homeless family provided a strict diet of old martial arts movies and gin. At an early age, showed great aptitude for being able to walk in a straight line, but struggled with with potty training. It was at the age of 23 that she had her entire body replaced by cyborg components. Each grueling day was a step away from the true mastery of self-control that her heart yearned for.Actually managed to finally make make a friend despite refusing to talk about anything besides collecting Pokemon because of having nothing better to do.During one drunken night, she stole a Jaeger and her debut fight against a kaiju was a disturbingly violent thing that legends are made of despite "accidentally" killing everybody in the Western Hemisphere. Classified intel indicates most of the town was saved and the rest was covered in blood.In the aftermath of the grueling clusterfuck, pilot was reluctantly promoted to the general's dogwalker by that guy nobody really talked to but apparently had the power to promote people, so whatever."The thing is," says a classmate, "She'd be a lot better at everything if she hugged a puppy once in a while. Ah, what are you going to do? Life is crazy like that."Psyche eval recommendation: Could save us all someday.
Sign Up. Join OtakuBooty!
OtakuBooty is where smart, funny, sexy nerds meet. Creating an account is free. Full membership is $4/month or $15/year. Cheap!
Press People. Need material? Cover OB for your site, blog, podcast, magazine, or what-have-you. More info »
Want Your Stuff Reviewed By OB? Just your press releases and requests to review your products.
Member: John Booty
Member: Dr. Taylor Lay
We have 26,991 Members!See more recent member pictures...
26,991 Total Members21,783,552 member profile views248,456 Total Friendships Made675 people browsing the site right now493,359 forum posts lately675 people browsing
OtakuBooty is open to everybody. Anybody can browse the profiles, and find out about other smart, funny, sexy nerds who are looking for friends, love, or both.
Registered members get extra benefits like being able to post their own profiles for the world to see. Becoming a member is cheap and easy.
What is the purpose of this site, and why on Earth did we choose the name OtakuBooty?Answers to those questions and more can be found in the FAQ.
The Guy That Made OB? Find out more about John Rose.