Find the Sexy Nerd Next Door?
Enter your ZIP/postal code, your city, or your exact address.Examples: 90210... Tokyo, Japan... 123 Mulberry Lane, Mudville, Kentucky...
Existing Members Login Password Stay Signed InForgot my password
Log in first
Need to log in first!
You must be logged in to leave a comment for Azirphaeli the Oracle
Age: 33Gender: MLocation: West Chester, PA
Joined: 9 years ago on 08/27/05Last Visit: 8 years agoType: Lifetime Member Paid Member Privileges: YesPrivileges Expire: Never!
[current user isn't logged in]
Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!
“YOSH! I'm Dan, I help run DAS Kanameiji. I eat 2 avacados a day, but only Wegman's Avacados”
Current Relationship Status
“I'm in an exclusive relationship.”
What do you do for fun?
“Um.. Go on paranormal investigations and other unusual adventures. Also, I like good eating and I cook”
What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.
“I make flash games, I work a real job too, and I am going to run an online RPG.”
What's your dream job?
“CIS related goodies”
Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!
“Um, ask me about the Russell vs the Ice Dragon (otherwise known as, misadventurers in the frozen tunnel)”
Which gender are you interested in?
“Guys or girls!”
What kind of relationship are you looking for?
“Here to make friends only”
Describe the sort of person you're looking for!
“Everybody, the more the merrier!”
Do you think long distance relationships can work?
“They can work! YOU CAN DO IT!!11one”
Name some of your favorite anime and manga...
“CHARGE!!! CROMARTIE HIGH SCOOL, One Piece, FMA, They Were 11, Kino's Journey”
What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?
“IDM, Industrial, J-Rock/Pop, Eurobeat, OCR, Techno, anything really save for Rap”
What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...
“Watching Anime, Playing games, Playing AND MAKING Flash games, listening to odd music.”
If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?
“Otakon, the one that has Move playing, it's in Virginia”
Into games? List your favorites!
“Ikaruga, gradius, and other shootemups as well! Also, Shadow Hearts, Silent Hill, Siren, Katamari”
Other Online Gaming Info
“ROSE, Maple Story”
Azirphaeli the Oracle is currently piloting COURAGEOUS BEEFCAKE with Godroth
COURAGEOUS BEEFCAKE's special combat abilities are known to include:
DOSSIER: Job is is to embarrass Kaiju and supply helpful tax advice to other Jaegers. Top-secret whispers indicates this Jaeger is part of Operation Flagrant Hercules, a plan to use an unbelievable, ancient fried chicken recipe to end this war for human survival. We can safely say that one of its most infamous moments of the war occured during Operation Secret Diddler when the pilots sacrificed a whole bunch of orphans in order to save the oldest remaining public library in Topeka. Make no doubt about it: these pilots are heroic and have an unequaled ability to smash some Kaiju heads.
MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Raised by loving parents in the peaceful suburbs of an average American small town. Life was transformed permanently when imaginary friends were eaten by jealous bitches. It was at the age of 5 that he swore revenge. As time progressed, he learned the secrets of flatulence. Each sexual beat-down was a step toward the sensitive touching that his parents expected from him.Unlocked his inner unicorn in a den of thieves where he studied whatever the fuck he felt like studying, where it soon became apparent that he was literally drunk the entire time, twenty-four hours a day.He soon joined the Robot Army and, after sucking and fucking his way into a Jaeger, his first fight against a kaiju was a splendid crowd-pleaser despite impregnating nearly anybody that gave a shit. According to survivors, most of the city was destroyed and the rest was covered in sexual fluids.Following the grueling Kaiju battle, pilot was immediately promoted to Corporal by the President of what remained of the world."The thing is," says his commander, "He'd be a lot better at saving the Earth if he started touching himself a little more. But ya gotta love that. This is the pilot I want on our side next time the Kaiju attack!"Psyche eval recommendation: May be unfit for duty.
Sign Up. Join OtakuBooty!
OtakuBooty is where smart, funny, sexy nerds meet. Creating an account is free. Full membership is $4/month or $15/year. Cheap!
Press People. Need material? Cover OB for your site, blog, podcast, magazine, or what-have-you. More info »
Want Your Stuff Reviewed By OB? Just your press releases and requests to review your products.
We have 26,013 Members!See more recent member pictures...
26,013 Total Members17,138,310 member profile views248,450 Total Friendships Made2257 people browsing the site right now491,403 forum posts lately31 Logged-in Members2257 people browsing
OtakuBooty is open to everybody. Anybody can browse the profiles, and find out about other smart, funny, sexy nerds who are looking for friends, love, or both.
Registered members get extra benefits like being able to post their own profiles for the world to see. Becoming a member is cheap and easy.
What is the purpose of this site, and why on Earth did we choose the name OtakuBooty?Answers to those questions and more can be found in the FAQ.
The Guy That Made OB? Find out more about John Rose.