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Slagpit

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About Slagpit

Age: 36
Gender: M
Location: New Castle, DE

Joined: 14 years ago on 08/29/05
Last Visit: 12 years ago
Type: Gold Member
Paid Member Privileges: None

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Tell Us About Yourself...

Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!

“Hello! I am Slagpit, founder and CEO of SLF Enterprises, your home for TransFormers fanfiction, and recently the self-proclaimed stormtrooper of the DAS”

Current Relationship Status

“I'm in an exclusive relationship.”

What do you do for fun?

“I collect various kitch, as well as play Heroclix, Marvel and DC VS, and hang out with dogs.”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“Aside from owning and opperating my fanfiction studio... nothing at the moment, really... and even our fanfictions have dried up at the moment...”

What's your dream job?

“to work in radio... because HE WHO CONTROLS RADIO, CONTROLS THE WORLD... or should”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?

“Girls!”

What kind of relationship are you looking for?

“Here to make friends only”

Describe the sort of person you're looking for!

“Sorry, already met someone. Thanks for asking, though.”

Do you think long distance relationships can work?

“well, seeing as they're the only kind I've had so far... they're a pain, but can be doable”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

Name some of your favorite anime and manga...

“Big O, TransFormers, Lupin III, Jing King of Bandits, Excel Saga, Cowboy Bebop, Trigun, InuYasha, and most animes I wind up watching”

What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?

“all the odd, silly, or just plain unusual music you've probably never heard... and Weird Al”

What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...

“We here at SLF Enterprises enjoy the simple things... watching anime and AMVs, writing fanfiction, reading manga, and complainging when our favorite characters have no merchandice to collect.”

If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?

“only Otakon, at this time”

Into games? List your favorites!

“Lunar: Silver Star Story Complete, Lunar 2: Eternal Blue Complete, the Final Fantasy series, Legend of Dragoon, Chrono Cross, Chrono Trigger, Megaman Legends 1 and 2, Pokemon, Phantasy Star Online... mostly RPGs, really.”

Other Online Gaming Info

“none”

Jaeger Assignment

Slagpit is currently piloting NARWHAL BADASS with Wolf

NARWHAL BADASS's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Penis-Mounted Knife of Darkness
  • Foot-Mounted Mallet

DOSSIER: Role is to unleash intense offense intended to attack the Kaiju by speed-humping their genitals. Top-secret rumors indicates this Jaeger is part of Operation Flagrant Panty Raid, a plan to use an unbelievable, ancient fried chicken recipe to hopefully end the designated hitter rule. At times, media pundits have expressed concern over the pilots' oral hygiene. One thing is certain: these pilots are admirable and nobody questions their dedication to dedication to asskicking.

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Basically kind of hung out with fairly normal parents in the affluent swamps of an average American small town. Greatly devastated by the murder of his favorite hobo lover at one really bizarre county fair. At an early age, showed great aptitude for not being a total fuck-up, but struggled with with discipline. It was at the age of 5 that he discovered bathing. Each withering fuck-up was a step closer to the triumph that that his sense of honor demanded.

Found himself at M.I.T. where he studied Eastern religion, where it soon became apparent that he was the type of person that never gets invited to parties.

After becoming a Jaeger Pilot, his first fight against a kaiju was a disturbingly violent thing that legends are made of despite killing his mother. Due to his actions, most of the town was destroyed and the rest was pretty fucked-up to begin with so who cares really.

Deciding to finally show a regard for common sense or even reality itself, he dedicated himself to partying like a true hero and as usual, is really shitting the bed.

Jealous people have described his sensual kissing style as "amateur bullshit", while mostly everybody else has described it as "the kind of thing legends are made of" and "some of the best stuff since gonhorrea destroyed all of my friends."

Psyche eval recommendation: May be unfit for duty.

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