MPsy S. Thompson

Age: 30
Gender: M
Location: Hacienda Heights, CA

Joined: 8 years ago on 08/31/05
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MPsy S. Thompson is currently piloting FEARLESS INFINITY with Milkman Danpa

FEARLESS INFINITY's special combat abilities are known to include:

• Fist-Mounted Mallet
• Elbow-Mounted Needle

DOSSIER: Role is is to supply much-needed tax advice to civilians, even during the heartbreak of undercover brawls. Cannot be damaged by fire-based enemies. During the Battle Of Mexico, pilots displayed an unprecedented ability to boost the morale of everybody around them while simultaneously displaying outstanding oral hygiene. One rumored drawback of this Jaeger type is that under very rare circumstances it will perform like a real pussy just when the pilots are starting to have fun. Make no doubt about it: these pilots are admirable and nobody questions their dedication to intensity.

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Parented by wolves in the peaceful suburbs of Transylvania. Life didn't really change much when goldfish were eaten by his little brother. It was at the age of 5 that he swore revenge. Spent the next several hours trying to get laid in a secret youth hostel. Each surpising yeast infection was a step toward the sensitive touching that that his sense of honor demanded.

Actually managed to finally make make a friend despite being addicted to blowjobs because of his immense determination. With a fighting style that combined the tendency toward inappropriate touching of a drunken sailor with senseless brutality, termed "Ferocious Bastard Style", he soon gained the attention of his master.

After becoming a Jaeger Pilot, his first fight against a kaiju was a completely insane success despite "accidentally" killing the old lady down the block. Thanks to his efforts, most of the city was destroyed and the rest was a goddamn mess.

Refusing to learn a lesson, he dedicated himself to totally wussing out whenever possible and is basically doing alright.

"The thing is," says his commander, "He'd be a lot worse at shit in general if he took my dick out of his mouth once in a while. But ya gotta love that. This is the pilot I want on our side next time the Kaiju attack!"

Psyche eval recommendation: Is probably a fucking maniac.