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Age: 37Gender: MLocation: Sussex, NJ
Joined: 14 years ago on 09/06/05Last Visit: 11 years agoType: Gold Member Paid Member Privileges: YesPrivileges Expire: 529 days from now
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Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!
“You, me, and a bucket of jellied gasoline.”
Current Relationship Status
“I'm in an exclusive relationship.”
What do you do for fun?
“Read, game, cut myself to feel the pain that makes me know I'm alive.”
What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.
What's your dream job?
“Secret Agent, hitman, bank robber. Or making bombs for the government.”
Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!
“This one time back in '82 I totally pissed on my parents, it was great.”
Which gender are you interested in?
What kind of relationship are you looking for?
“I'm here to stalk John Booty”
Describe the sort of person you're looking for!
“Blach, who knows.”
Do you think long distance relationships can work?
“They suck, I've had them. And they suck. Did I mention they suck? Because they suck. A lot. ”
Name some of your favorite anime and manga...
“RaXephon, Utena, Fushigi Yuugi, Marmalade Boy, Hot gimmick, Kare Kano, and Hellsing.”
What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?
“Aqua is my band of the day. Coz they're awesome. I was thinking one night that there should be a band that just does duets about how much the male and female wanna be with each other. Then I realized I had been listening to them for over a year.”
What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...
“I watch all sorts of anime: shoujo, robot, big robot, giant robot, samurai, romance, romance with robot. Hot gimmick is my weapon of choice atm. Xbox modding is another pasttime of mine.”
If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?
“Maybe Otakon or anime boston.”
Into games? List your favorites!
“Guardian Heroes for SEGA Saturn! Donkey Konga Jungle Beat, Hunter the Reckoning, gauntlet, bomberman, DDR, Space Channel 5. Street Fighter vs. X-men.”
XBox Live! Gamertag
Other Online Gaming Info
“City of Heroes: JeanGenie, Guild Wars: Ayane Stardust.”
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