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Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!

“I am growing older faster than I care to admit, and looking to take others with me (I'm old by the way)”

Current Relationship Status

“I'm single.”

What do you do for fun?

“life is too short to have fun”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“who cares”

What's your dream job?

“to have my skin flayed onto celluloid slides to compose a scene in Yu-Gi-Oh”

Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!

“nothing is funny, everything is serious, nothing is serious, everything is funny”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?

“Girls!”

What kind of relationship are you looking for?

“Friends, love, whatever. I'm open.”

Describe the sort of person you're looking for!

“a girl with fat, fat labia majora, but skinny minora”

Do you think long distance relationships can work?

“if you can suck my choad over the phone, then come on.”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

Name some of your favorite anime and manga...

“the one where the guy does the thing and the girl is from somewhere else, and then they save the village”

What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?

“rythmic female moaning and grunting, or similar genre ”

What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...

“I shellac my figurine collection weekly and it is firmly encased in "personal-recipe" resin”

If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?

“the con where older losers try to meet nubile, over-trusting girls and then lead them into bed”

Into games? List your favorites!

“games, yes, that's what I call them. . . "games"”