Tiffins is currently piloting MAJESTY COMET with Kev
MAJESTY COMET's special combat abilities are known to include:
Taint-Mounted Halberd
Divine Fist Wedgie
DOSSIER: Job is is to attack Kaiju and supply courageous repair services to soldiers. May be vulnerable to emotions. One rumored drawback of this Jaeger type is that it tends to blind everybody in a one-mile radius, pretty much ruining their lives, if either pilot is Mexican, which is really racist if you think about it. Make no doubt about it: these pilots are erotic and nobody questions their dedication to sexual health.
MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Robot family provided a strict diet of lima beans and church-going. At an early age, showed no promise for playing the piano, but struggled with with chapped nipple. It was at the age of 5 that she had her entire body replaced by cyborg components. Eventually, she totally failed to unlock the techniques of drinking. Each suprisingly filthy day was a step closer to the ultimate revenge that most people would stay the fuck away from.
Unlocked her inner unicorn at M.I.T. where she studied her own genitals for hours on end, where it soon became apparent that she was a true genius.
During one drunken night, she stole a Jaeger and her first fight against a kaiju was a delightful affair despite "accidentally" killing her best friend. According to survivors, most of the town was destroyed and the rest was covered in blood.
Refusing to learn a lesson, she dedicated herself to curing AIDS and and is, frankly, not having a lot of success.
"Listen up, rookie, you can study the training videos all day long," says one homeless guy on a park bench. "But when you're actually out there with a dick in your ass, and you have a dick in your mouth you better forget everything Mommy said and react to the crazy situation no matter how high you are. If you don't, everybody's going to think you're a pussy. Trust me, this is one soldier who totally gets that."
Psyche eval recommendation: Will perform if given enough gummi bears.
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