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Age: 33Gender: FLocation: Los Angeles, CA
Joined: 14 years ago on 09/14/05Last Visit: 10 years agoType: Gold Member Paid Member Privileges: None
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Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!
“I wear a top hat with my jet pack”
Current Relationship Status
“I'm in an exclusive relationship.”
What do you do for fun?
“I go to concerts, watch tv and movies (especially horror and fantasy), and read fiction novels”
What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.
“College and I work part time as a necromancer”
What's your dream job?
Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!
“I was walking back to my hotel room on Disneyland Dr. and this little boy pointed at me and my friends and said "Mommy, are they vampires?"”
Which gender are you interested in?
“Guys or girls!”
What kind of relationship are you looking for?
“Here to make friends only”
Describe the sort of person you're looking for!
“Cool people into geeky things.”
Do you think long distance relationships can work?
“Good for friendship”
Name some of your favorite anime and manga...
“I'm more into books and American comics and cartoons than anime and manga”
What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?
“Nightwish, HIM, Dir en Grey, Rasmus, Arch Enemy, 69 Eyes, Negative, Lacuna Coil, My Chemical Romance, Inkubus Sukkubus, Misfits, Nekromantix, Kittie, Coheed and Cambria, Placebo, Koffin Kats, etc”
What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...
“Read comics, play video games, sometimes I go to cons”
If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?
“Comic Con 09”
Into games? List your favorites!
“Guitar Hero, Rock Band, Darkstalkers, Resident Evil, pretty much any game where I can blow shit up and beat the snot out of people”
vam_pierre is currently piloting UNSTOPPABLE RUFFIAN with akachan
UNSTOPPABLE RUFFIAN's special combat abilities are known to include:
DOSSIER: Job is to support other Jaegers by fortifying their party power. Classified whispers indicates this Jaeger is part of Operation Final Derelict, a plan to use a fucked-up, ancient violent sexual onslaught to hopefully end inflation. Often, homeless men have expressed concern over the pilots' combat effectivness. Everybody agrees: these pilots are erotic and live to crush some Kaiju emotions.
MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Robot family provided a strict diet of encouragement and beatings. Greatly aroused by the cyborg conversion of father guys that really knew how to party, in her own way. At an early age, showed great aptitude for being able to walk in a straight line, but struggled with with chapped nipples. It was at the age of 19 that she swore revenge. Decided to spend the next several hours training her guts out in a hidden gay bath house. Each sexual day was a step closer to becoming a true sexual being, and was all that most people would stay the fuck away from.Schooled in some homeless guy's alleyway where she studied the best ways to get laid, where it soon became apparent that she was a true genius.She soon joined the Robot Army and, after sucking and fucking her way into a Jaeger, her debut fight against a kaiju was a splendid success despite annoying the shit out of the old lady down the block. This was achieved despite seriously fucking up a Kaiju with unmatched power and ferocity.In the aftermath of the heroic but sort of misguided Kaiju battle, pilot was reluctantly promoted to potato peeler, first class by pretty much the only other person that was still alive."People need to understand, you can beat your dick to YouTube videos all day long," says one homeless guy on a park bench. "But when you're actually out there partying, and you're completely drunk you better forget everything Mommy said and adapt to the fucked-up situation right in front of you. If you don't, somebody's going to get pregnant. And trust me, this is one pilot who will never have any clue about that."Psyche eval recommendation: Just needs cuddling.
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