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Superbean

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About Superbean

Age: 33
Gender: F
Location: Schenectady, NY

Joined: 14 years ago on 09/14/05
Last Visit: 5 months ago
Type: Gold Member
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Tell Us About Yourself...

Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!

“I NEVER GO ON HERE D: MY BAD! My name is Bean! ”

Current Relationship Status

“I'm in an exclusive relationship.”

What do you do for fun?

“Things. ”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“I'm awesome”

What's your dream job?

“My current job.”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?

“Guys!”

What kind of relationship are you looking for?

“I'm here to stalk John Booty”

Describe the sort of person you're looking for!

“Nobody. Leave me alone.”

Do you think long distance relationships can work?

“Meh.”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

Name some of your favorite anime and manga...

“Naruto, Fushigi Yuugi, Trigun, Gravitation, Hellsing, Fruits Basket, GiTS, Zoids (New AND Chaotic century), Cowboy Bebop, Getbackers, Sailor Moon, Gundam Wing, Elfen Lied, Wolf's Rain, DNAngel, Bleach, and other crap.”

What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...

“Doctor Who.”

Into games? List your favorites!

“Yes.”

Other Online Gaming Info

“World of Warcraft, Diablo II/ III, LittleBigPlanet, LEGO Star Wars”

Jaeger Assignment

Superbean is currently piloting SLEDGEHAMMER FACEPUNCHER with LousyItachi

SLEDGEHAMMER FACEPUNCHER's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Mustache-Mounted Mallet of Luck
  • Vengeance Pound

DOSSIER: Role is is to attack Kaiju and supply helpful repair services to soldiers. Cannot be damaged by gentle attacks. The only question facing these pilots, who are bitter ex-lovers, is this: can they explode the Kaiju without slaughtering each other first?

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Mother was a migrant worker. Father was an arms dealer. Existence didn't really change much when parents were kidnapped by giant robots, which is kind of a recurring here here. It was at the age of 23 that she reached puberty. Each withering day was a step toward the bloody satisfaction that her heart yearned for.

Was accepted to Harvard despite a total lack of bowel control because people figured the world was ending anyway, so who cares?.

During one drunken night, she stole a Jaeger and her debut fight against a kaiju was a delightful success despite annoying the shit out of her mother. Thanks to her efforts, most of the town was saved and the rest was pretty happy about it.

Following the touching clusterfuck, pilot was immediately promoted to the newly-created title of Lord Not-To-Be-Fucked-With by that guy nobody really talked to but apparently had the power to promote people, so whatever.

"Buddy, you can beat your dick to YouTube videos all day long," says one commanding officer. "But when you're actually out there trying to save the Earth, and you have a dick in your mouth you better forget everything you think you know and adapt to the new situation no matter how high you are. If you don't, you might as well be playing for the Mets. And trust me, this is one soldier who will never have any clue about that."

Psyche eval recommendation: Is gonna run this whole goddamn army someday.

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