ichiku is currently piloting ROBO VORTEX with beemanfunk
ROBO VORTEX's special combat abilities are known to include:
Thousand-Bodycheck Armageddeon
Fatal Staff
DOSSIER: Primary role is supporting friendly forces by fortifying their sensual capabilities. Impervious to expressing its feelings. Often, commanding officers have complimented the pilots' ability to chug a six-pack. One rumored drawback of this Jaeger type is that under very rare circumstances it will really bum you out unless both pilots have been circumcised by the same doctors. One thing is certain: these pilots are smoking hot and nobody questions their dedication to dedication to partying.
MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Raised by robots in the idyllic foothills of Mexico City. At an early age, showed no promise for being good at doing giant robot stuff, but struggled with with chapped nipple. It was at the age of 6 that she had her entire body replaced by cyborg components. Each withering moment was a step away from the triumph that that her sense of honor demanded.
Educated at M.I.T. where she studied astrophysics, where it soon became apparent that she was probably destined to be homeless.
After becoming a Jaeger Pilot, her first fight against a kaiju was a delightful crowd-pleaser despite impregnating a bunch of nerds. This was achieved despite running away from a Kaiju that seemed to be addicted to heroin or something.
Refusing to finally show a regard for common sense or even reality itself, she re-dedicated herself to experimenting with foreplay instead of jumping right into "the good stuff" and are kicking ass at that, as we all expected.
So-called experts have described her robot piloting style as "embarrassing ass-grabbing", while others have described it as "basically her new religion" and "some of the most heroic Jaeger piloting since Bruce Lee sexually dominated people left and right."
Psyche eval recommendation: Just needs cuddling.
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