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About emochu

Age: 38
Gender: M
Location: New York, NY

Joined: 15 years ago on 09/15/05
Last Visit: 3 years ago
Type: Gold Member
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Tell Us About Yourself...

Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!

“I'm here to piss you off.”

Current Relationship Status

“I'm in an exclusive relationship.”

What do you do for fun?

“At home I pratice my guitar, play WoW, watch anime etc. Outside I like going to anime conventions, trying new foods, and hanging out with my friends.”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“musician, student, cosplayer, otaku etc.”

What's your dream job?

“Already doing it.”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?


What kind of relationship are you looking for?

“Here to make friends only”

Describe the sort of person you're looking for!


Do you think long distance relationships can work?

“I dont think about it”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

Name some of your favorite anime and manga...

“BECK: Mongolian Chop Squad, bleach, monster, legend of the dragons sons, 20th century boys, etc”

What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?

“a little bit of everything”

What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...

“BECK: Mongolian Chop Squad, bleach, monster, record of the lodoss war, fushigi yugi, magna carta, war of genesis, death note, etc.”

Into games? List your favorites!

“WoW, final fantasy, guitar hero, ddr, romance of the three kingdoms, war of genesis”

Jaeger Assignment

emochu is currently piloting GORILLA WILDEBEEST with kainemaxwell

GORILLA WILDEBEEST's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Thousand-Suckerpunch Assault
  • Retribution Punch Thrust

DOSSIER: Primary function is is to supply ferocious massages to other Jaegers, even during the mayhem of undercover lovemaking. Top-secret rumors indicates this Jaeger is part of Operation Heroic Eruption, a plan to use an experimental, secret atomic missile to end psoraisis. During the Battle Of New York, pilots displayed an unprecedented ability to maintain an emotionless expression while simultaneously displaying outstanding alcohol tolerance. The only question facing these pilots, who are bitter ex-lovers, is this: can they eradicate the Kaiju without fucking up each other first?

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Parented by some serious assholes in the peaceful swamps of Pittsburgh. At an early age, showed much promise for being a pickpocket, but struggled with with boner control. It was at the age of 6 that he stopped being a huge pussy. Reluctantly spent the next several years fucking people up in a seriously shady homeless shelter. Each suprisingly filthy lesson was a step toward being less of an asshole that his parents expected from him.

Was accepted to Harvard despite being completely blind because of having nothing better to do. With a fighting style that combined the sexual prowess of a seasoned expert with frankly unnecessary passion, termed "Ferocious Armadillo Style", he soon gained the praise of commanders.

After becoming a Jaeger Pilot, his debut fight against a kaiju was a disturbingly violent crowd-pleaser despite impregnating basically everybody. Classified intel indicates most of the city was destroyed and the rest was pretty happy about it.

In the aftermath of the grueling Kaiju battle, pilot was reluctantly promoted to the general's dogwalker by that guy nobody really talked to but apparently had the power to promote people, so whatever.

"The thing is," says a homeless guy we spoke to, "He'd be a lot better at not completely getting the shit kicked out of him if he hugged a puppy once in a while. But that's what makes a good soldier, right?"

Psyche eval recommendation: Promote immediately.

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