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Nyla the Broke Explorer

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About Nyla the Broke Explorer

Age: 32
Gender: F
Location: Queens, NY

Joined: 14 years ago on 09/16/05
Last Visit: 21 months ago
Type: Gold Member
Paid Member Privileges: Yes
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Tell Us About Yourself...

Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!

“Hey, I'm Nyla. Big hair, baby faced, geeky, late twentysomething. You don't wanna get mixed up with a girl like me. I'm a loner, Dottie. A rebel.”

Current Relationship Status

“I'm single.”

What do you do for fun?

“Hitting up chipshows, industrial parties, karaoke, b-horror movies and indie flicks. Occasionally pretend I'm cooking mama and get down in the kitchen.”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“Used to work at a Lego's robotics day camp, now I'm back in school for early childhood education”

What's your dream job?

“At this point in my life, I just want a job where Iím living well and not struggling and can still enjoy my hobbies. ”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?

“Guys or girls!”

What kind of relationship are you looking for?

“Friends, love, whatever. I'm open.”

Describe the sort of person you're looking for!

“Chill Down to Earth People”

Do you think long distance relationships can work?

“Bleh”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

Name some of your favorite anime and manga...

“2016: Sailor Moon Crystal, Shokugeki No Souma, Perving Valkyrie Drive and Masou-Gakuen-HxH Manga: Battle Royale, Paradise kiss, Fruit Baskets, Gantz”

What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?

“Iím pretty eclectic - Industrial, Electro, Electronica, House, Chiptune. KPOP/JPOP. R&B, HipHop, Pop ,Rock, Metal, Indie. Math the Band, Peelander - Z, Nullsleep, SabrePulse, Danimal Cannon”

What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...

“I hit up a couple con's a years, buy cute plushes and retro games for my old consoles. ”

If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?

“Magfest and NYC Horror Film Fest”

Into games? List your favorites!

“Casual Retro Gamer-Platformers // Fighting // Rhythm Games// Space Channel5, Parappa the Rapper, Crash, Rayman, Tekken, Battle Arena Toshinden, Golden Axe, Street's of Rage 2, Killer Instinct, Zombie Ate my Neighbors”

Jaeger Assignment

Nyla the Broke Explorer is currently piloting DRUNKEN FALCON with MeowKitty49

DRUNKEN FALCON's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Labia-Mounted Missiles
  • Flaming Soup Ladle

DOSSIER: Likes to help friendly forces by improving their defensive capabilities. As we all know historians will eventually salute the pilots for their role in Operation Unstoppable Rumble, during which most of Texas was destroyed in an effort to relieve boredom. At times, commanding officers have complimented the pilots' choice of personal grooming habits. One thing is certain: these pilots are terrifying and have one purpose, which is to crush some Kaiju genitals.

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Abusive family provided a strict diet of encouragement and church-going. At an early age, showed no promise for playing the piano, but struggled with with chapped nipple. It was at the age of 5 that she reached puberty. Each grueling moment was a step closer to the kind of shit that that her sense of honor demanded.

Became high school valedictorian despite refusing to talk about anything besides collecting Pokemon because she was the one foretold by the prophecy.

She soon joined the Robot Army and, after sucking and fucking her way into a Jaeger, her first fight against a kaiju was a fucked-up failure despite killing her best friend. This was achieved despite fighting a Kaiju with some of the weakest bullshit attacks ever seen by mankind.

Following the touching Kaiju battle, pilot was immediately promoted to Corporal by a particularly gentlemanly hobo who wondered that all the ruckus was about.

Experts have described her robot piloting style as "weak-ass dick-slapping", while others have described it as "the kind of thing legends are made of" and "some of the most heroic mayhem since Mike Tyson invaded all of my friends."

Psyche eval recommendation: Will perform if given enough gummi bears.

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