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LizDarcy

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About LizDarcy

Age: 27
Gender: F
Location: Manchester, NH

Joined: 8 years ago on 09/19/05
Last Visit: 22 months ago
Type: Gold Member
Paid Member Privileges: Yes
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Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!

“The name's Casady. A dangerously chronic optimist, I'm extremely quiet, fairly sarcastic, and probably one of the most cheerful people you'll ever meet!”

Current Relationship Status

“I'm in an exclusive relationship.”

What do you do for fun?

“I'm a huge word nerd - I spend a lot of my time reading and writing. Also music (listening and playing), crafting, and being with other awesome people.”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“Data entry, essentially. Hopefully not for too much longer.”

What's your dream job?

“Future Housewife. This isn't a dream, it's a reality. Dreams are for those who can't achieve what they want.”

Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!

“Oh, I pretty much put my foot in my mouth on the daily. Also puns. I'm a Pun Master.”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?

“Guys!”

What kind of relationship are you looking for?

“Here to make friends only”

Describe the sort of person you're looking for!

“Creeps, Downers, Drips, and Curmudgeons need not apply.”

Do you think long distance relationships can work?

“It could work.”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?

“Oh, I love Nickelback, Godsmack, Shinedown, Evanescence, Alice in Chains, Guns'n'Roses, and the Moody Blues. Oh wait, they're all horrible.”

What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...

“I don't do much of that anymore, honestly. I'm open to any of it, but I probably spend my time doing far nerdier things now. ”

If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?

“I was at Otakon '04, and the very first BootyCon. I'm sure I'll go to others when I have the money. Maybe.”

Into games? List your favorites!

“Dance Dance Revolution, Tetris, Dr. Mario”

Jaeger Assignment

LizDarcy is currently piloting OVULATING SABRETOOTH with can0lard

OVULATING SABRETOOTH's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Womb-Mounted Black Hole Generator
  • Untamed Arm Dropkick of Confusion

DOSSIER: Primary role is supporting basically anybody who asks by upgrading their party power. Cannot be damaged by ice-based enemies. One thing is certain: these pilots are terrifying and nobody questions their dedication to intensity.

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Loving family provided a strict diet of organic vegetables and church-going. Deeply affected by the death of family dog at one really bizarre county fair. At an early age, showed much promise for being able to walk in a straight line, but struggled with with potty training. It was at the age of 5 that she had her entire body replaced by cyborg components. Decided to spend the next several hours masturbating in a secret robot repair shop. Each sexual beat-down was a step toward the bloody satisfaction that her heart yearned for.

Unlocked her inner unicorn in a secret Buddhist temple where she studied forbidden knowledge, where it soon became apparent that she was literally drunk the entire time, twenty-four hours a day.

After becoming a Jaeger Pilot, her debut fight against a kaiju was a delightful affair despite infuriating Whoopi Goldberg. Due to her actions, most of the city was destroyed and the rest was covered in blood.

In the aftermath of the grueling battle, pilot was immediately promoted to Corporal by her first grade teacher.

"Buddy, you can read the textbooks all you want," says one commanding officer. "But when you're actually out there with a dick in your ass, and you have an unexpected orgasm you better forget everything she taught you and react to the life or death situation no matter how high you are. If you don't, basically everybody is going to die. Believe me, this is one soldier who will never have any clue about that."

Psyche eval recommendation: Could save us all someday.

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