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About motherhoodlum

Age: 38
Gender: F
Location: Mountlake Terrace, WA

Joined: 12 years ago on 09/26/05
Last Visit: 4 years ago
Type: Lifetime Member
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Tell Us About Yourself...

Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!

“That whole irate bitchiness mixed with seething angst is just part of my naturally allruing charm!”

What do you do for fun?

“um...I game. and I game. oh, and I paint, but that sorta happens when you are an artist. I do 'normal' painting, make custom furniture, and even make a lot of my own clothing. I also terrorize a few local goth clubs. And play with my kid!”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“ Full time single mother and artist. Part time political agitator.”

What's your dream job?

“creating a new art therapy program for autistic children, and getting the funding to provide for anyone.”

Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!

“besides owning a 6' tall jack skellington that I've personally made out with? Um...I have a few horror stories about being a female Radioshack manager. ”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?

“Guys or girls!”

What kind of relationship are you looking for?

“I'm here to stalk John Booty”

Describe the sort of person you're looking for!

“humans, delicious humans.”

Do you think long distance relationships can work?

“been there, done that. Those things are complicated.”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

Name some of your favorite anime and manga...

“Um...I watched Akira once, and every once in a while I'll stream something I can't read.”

What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?

“Goth Industrial, some techno. I am all for the good ol' 80's electronica/darkwave.”

What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...

“not really into anime *please don't hurt me!* but a big time gaming geek, all three consoles, some PC. Also obsessed with nightmare before christmas (most of my house devoted to it, actually), and Muppets.”

If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?

“Used to go to NorwesCon every so often, not so much lately. Might hit Sakuracon this year. PAX, as usual. ”

Into games? List your favorites!

“LittleBigPlanet, Raving Rabbids, Morrowind, Final Fantasy series, Whiplash, Ratchet & Clank series, Jak series, Psychonauts, SuperMonkeyBall. Oh, and Katamari, duh. Since acquiring a Wii and DSLite, I became a whore for all things nintendo.”

Steam Nickname


Other Online Gaming Info

“prefer to answer when I have another subscription.”

Jaeger Assignment

motherhoodlum is currently piloting RAMPAGE HERO with X-Wing @Aliciousness

RAMPAGE HERO's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Groin-Mounted Halberd
  • Judgement Jump-Kick of Suffering

DOSSIER: Role is is to disable Kaiju and supply ferocious blowjobs to friendly forces. During the Battle Of Texas, pilots displayed an unprecedented ability to provide inspirational speeches while simultaneously displaying outstanding ability to chug a six-pack. In the past, commanding officers have wished that the pilots would improve their alcohol tolerance. One known drawback of this Jaeger type is that it tends to cause incurable cancer unless both pilots have been circumcised by the same doctors. Make no doubt about it: these pilots are admirable and nobody questions their dedication to masturbation habits.

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Adopted by mongooses in the affluent suburbs of Madagascar. Life was transformed permanently when parents were fellated by assassins. It was at the age of 5 that she swore revenge. Gradually, she mastered the techniques of babysitting. Each enchanting fuck-up was a step toward the sensitive touching that her heart yearned for.

Found herself at Oxford where she studied Eastern religion, where it soon became apparent that she was a true genius. With a fighting style that combined the spirit of a scampering ferret with sizzling brutality, termed "Ferocious Strapping Fieldhand Style", she soon gained the sensitive touchings of commanders.

During one drunken night, she stole a Jaeger and her first fight against a kaiju was a fucked-up success despite annoying the shit out of basically everybody. Due to her actions, most of the town was destroyed and the rest was covered in sexual fluids.

When the dust settled after the grueling battle, pilot was reluctantly promoted to Head Badass by a particularly gentlemanly hobo who wondered that all the ruckus was about.

"Son, you, you can beat your dick to YouTube videos all day long," says one homeless guy on a park bench. "But when you're actually out there with the fate of the world in your hands, and you have an unexpected orgasm you better forget everything you learned and adapt to the fucked-up situation even if you're pretty sure you're hallucinating. If you don't, you're fucked. Believe me, this is one pilot who will never have any clue about that."

Psyche eval recommendation: Just wants to be loved.

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