SteelViagra is currently piloting ASTEROID METEOR with Kamen
ASTEROID METEOR's special combat abilities are known to include:
Intoxicated Staff Storm
Luck Haymaker
DOSSIER: Likes to help basically anybody who asks by fortifying their offensive capabilities. Impervious to expressing its feelings. The only question facing these pilots, who nobody has ever fucking heard of before, is this: can they aggressively fuck the Kaiju without pulverizing each other first?
MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Raised by fairly normal parents in the peaceful suburbs of Seattle. At an early age, showed no promise for not being a total fuck-up, but struggled with with boner control. It was at the age of 5 that he reached puberty. Each withering lesson was a step closer to the true mastery of self-control that his parents expected from him.
Educated in a den of thieves where he studied some crazy advanced shit... I don't know, lasers or something... where it soon became apparent that absolutely nobody was ever going to give a shit about him.
After becoming a Jaeger Pilot, his first fight against a kaiju was a limp-dicked failure despite falling in love with everybody in the Western Hemisphere. This was achieved despite running away from a Kaiju that had killed some pretty tough bastards in the past.
Deciding to learn a lesson, he re-dedicated himself to attempting to pilot his Jaeger sober and as usual, is really shitting the bed.
Jealous people have described his sensual kissing style as "second-rate ass-grabbing", while mostly everybody else has described it as "the kind of thing you jack off to" and "some of the most heroic mayhem since Mike Tyson destroyed nipples everywhere."
Psyche eval recommendation: Can excel with a little love.
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