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Chocolate Thunder

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About Chocolate Thunder

Age: 36
Gender: M
Location: Pomona, CA

Joined: 14 years ago on 10/03/05
Last Visit: 6 months ago
Type: Gold Member
Paid Member Privileges: Yes
Privileges Expire: 495 days from now

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Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!

“I always love a good laugh as well as making others laugh. I'm notorious for remembering the most inside jokes and bring them back to laugh at again when you least expect it.”

Current Relationship Status

“I'm single.”

What do you do for fun?

“Mixology and everything around it is my passion. I love tasting every ingredient I work with. I love to invent new cocktails. And I love the history behind wine, beer, and spirits. ”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“I work as a bartender at a fine dining restaurant inside of Disney California Adventure”

What's your dream job?

“To either become a beverage manager for Disney or to own my own Bar/lounge”

Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!

“Use my deep Black voice to scare the shit out of a middle age white man after he crop dusted me with a nasty fart.”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?

“Girls!”

What kind of relationship are you looking for?

“Friends, love, whatever. I'm open.”

Describe the sort of person you're looking for!

“A passionate, warm, and spontaneous person that can make any experience and memorable one. ”

Do you think long distance relationships can work?

“Hell no!”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

Name some of your favorite anime and manga...

“Initial D, Tenjou Tenge, Baki The Grappler, Rune Soldier”

What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?

“Elcectro-dance and some heavy metal”

If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?

“Anime L.A. and Bootycon”

Into games? List your favorites!

“Resident Evil 4 & 6, Gears of War, the Assassin's Creed series, the Mass Effect trilogy,L.A. Noir, ”

XBox Live! Gamertag

“GentlemanDudley”

Jaeger Assignment

Chocolate Thunder is currently piloting RACER BLOOMER with Sijo

RACER BLOOMER's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Sexuality Blast Assault of Revenge
  • Breast-Mounted Gauntlet

DOSSIER: Job is is to supply ferocious blowjobs to other Jaegers, even during the frenzy of night-time lovemaking. Certainly historians will eventually forgive the pilots for their role in Operation Defiant Derelict, during which most of Mexico was destroyed in an effort to relieve boredom. Often, homeless men have been awestruck by the pilots' oral hygiene. One inconvenient drawback of this Jaeger type is that it may perform like a real pussy just when the pilots are starting to have fun. One thing is certain: these pilots are seriously bad-ass and nobody questions their dedication to dedication to asskicking.

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Basically kind of hung out with robots in the tranquil slums of New York. Somewhat affected by the death of his hamster while masturbating. At an early age, showed no promise for being a pickpocket, but struggled with with drinking more than two or three beers without acting like an asshole. It was at the age of 23 that he swore revenge. Each withering lesson was a step closer to the triumph that his parents expected from him.

Educated by the school of life where he studied whatever the fuck he felt like studying, where it soon became apparent that he was the type of person that never gets invited to parties.

He soon joined the Robot Army and, after sucking and fucking his way into a Jaeger, his first fight against a kaiju was a completely insane crowd-pleaser despite killing a bunch of innocent bystanders. This was achieved despite seriously fucking up a Kaiju a code name of "Ass Chuckle" which meant nobody really took it seriously, despite the fact that it was actually pretty tough.

Refusing to rest on his laurels, he re-dedicated himself to square dancing and is basically doing alright.

So-called experts have described his Jaeger tactics style as "weak-ass weaksauce", while people who actually know what he's talking about have described it as "devastatingly effective" and "some of the coolest stuff since gonhorrea destroyed Barcelona."

Psyche eval recommendation: Does not meet expectations.

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