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About R4

Age: 49
Gender: M
Location: Diamond Bar, CA

Joined: 12 years ago on 10/16/05
Last Visit: 4 years ago
Type: Gold Member
Paid Member Privileges: None

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Tell Us About Yourself...

Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!

“rabid otaku masquerading as a normal person ^_^”

Current Relationship Status

“I'm single.”

What do you do for fun?

“travel & watching classical music concerts”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“mad postal worker”

What's your dream job?

“my current job, when you remember nightmares are also dreams”

Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!

“my whole life is just one cosmic joke ;->”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?


What kind of relationship are you looking for?

“Friends, love, whatever. I'm open.”

Describe the sort of person you're looking for!

“Anybody who's cool”

Do you think long distance relationships can work?

“possible in theory, but very hard to pull off in practice”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

Name some of your favorite anime and manga...

“almost anything as long as it's not Dragonball or Crayon Shinchan”

What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?

“80's Top 40, New Wave, techno, trance, house, some Goth, classical, & movie soundtracks”

What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...

“building Gundam model kits, airsoft, cosplay, Legos, survival horror video games, etc.”

If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?

“AX & practically the entire SoCal con circuit”

Into games? List your favorites!

“Resident Evil, Silent Hill, Fatal Frame, Rome: Total War”

XBox Live! Gamertag


Other Online Gaming Info

“MechAssault, Star Wars Battlefront”

Jaeger Assignment

R4 is currently piloting SCAMPERING SABRETOOTH with lovestreet

SCAMPERING SABRETOOTH's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Invisible Arrow
  • Quadruple-Caress Attack

DOSSIER: Role is is to supply ferocious massages to soldiers, even during the confusion of high-speed combat. As we all know historians will eventually forgive the pilots for their role in Operation Unyielding Nightmare, during which most of Washington D.C. was destroyed in an effort to get laid. One known drawback of this Jaeger type is that under very rare circumstances it will explode randomly, killing everybody inside, pretty much any time you even look at it. Make no doubt about it: these pilots are terrifying and nobody questions their dedication to dedication to partying.

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Parented by fairly normal parents in the affluent suburbs of Madagascar. At an early age, showed great aptitude for playing the piano, but struggled with with watercolor painting. It was at the age of 23 that he reached puberty. Each withering beat-down was a step away from the triumph that his heart yearned for.

Found himself at M.I.T. where he studied pretty much anything his voracious mind could consume, where it soon became apparent that he was the type of person that never gets invited to parties. With a fighting style that combined the lewdness of a seasoned expert with unbeatable passion, termed "Ferocious Monkey Style", he soon gained the admiration of perverts all over the world.

After becoming a Jaeger Pilot, his debut fight against a kaiju was a rousing failure despite "accidentally" killing the old lady down the block. This was achieved despite fighting a Kaiju with unmatched power and ferocity.

Deciding to get a clue, he dedicated himself to shaving his pubes and has been making some pretty good progress.

"The thing is," says a homeless guy we spoke to, "He'd be a lot better at not completely getting the shit kicked out of him if he stopped being an asshole. But that's what makes a good soldier, right?"

Psyche eval recommendation: Promote immediately.

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