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About kenaiyochan

Age: 35
Gender: M
Location: Upper Darby, PA

Joined: 14 years ago on 10/27/05
Last Visit: 2 years ago
Type: Gold Member
Paid Member Privileges: Yes
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Tell Us About Yourself...

Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!

“Well I am a 22 year-old male residing in the suburbs of Philadelphia, PA. I am an accomplished Japanese/Korean vocal musician, have an Asian shop, & am founder/Lead Coordinator for TAKII, a seasonal Asian music/video gaming fusion festival in Philly!”

Current Relationship Status

“I'm single.”

What do you do for fun?

“*ask me ^_^*”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“Well lemme see...I am a Japanese/Korean vocal musician, I run my own Asian online shop, PDNMZ CD Shoppe (http://d-chan.exaltedhosting.com), am a member of DAS (http://delawareanimesociety.com), much more yu will just have to ask me about ^_^!”

What's your dream job?

“To become an internationally famous & respected Japanese/Korean vocal musician, whose music lives on in the hearts & minds of people well after I am gone.”

Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!

“*ask me ^_^*”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?

“Guys!”

What kind of relationship are you looking for?

“Friends, love, whatever. I'm open.”

Describe the sort of person you're looking for!

“*anyone*”

Do you think long distance relationships can work?

“I can handle them...to each his/her own, as I say, but I am a very dedicated & faithful person regardless of distance.”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

Name some of your favorite anime and manga...

“SailorMoon, Gravitation, Shoujo Kakumei Utena, Excel Saga, Puni Puni Poemi, Hagane no Renkinjutsushi, Rurouni Kenshin, Yu Yu Hakusho, InuYasha, Midori no Days, Ayashi no Ceres, Cowboy Bebop, Naruto, & MORE!”

What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?

“Japanese Pop/Dance/Trance/Rock/Instrumental, Korean Pop/Dance/Trance/Rock/Instrumental, Chinese Pop/Dance/Trance/Rock/Instrumental, Thai Pop/Dance/Trance/Rock/Instrumental, & Vietnamese Pop/Dance/Trance/Rock/Instrumental”

What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...

“Japanese/Korean vocal musician, Founder/CEO Of PDNMZ CD Shoppe (http://d-chan.exaltedhosting.com), watch Anime, play video games, & write poetry/music.”

If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?

“The Asian Karaoke Idol Invitational (TAKII), Shikkaricon, ShikkariMatsuri, Miyacon, CB East HS JCC Festival, & more!”

Into games? List your favorites!

“Street Fighter Alpha 3, Street Fighter EX3, Mortal Kombat Trilogy, WWE SmackDown! VS Raw 2007, InuYasha: Feudal Combat, Yu Yu Hakusho: Tournament Tactics, Yu Yu Hakusho: Dark Tournament, Mario Party 5, King Of Fighters: Howling Blood EX 2, & MORE!”

XBox Live! Gamertag

“kenaiyochan”

Other Online Gaming Info

“Street Fighter 2: Hyper Fighting, Ultimate Mortal Komabt 3, Uno, WWE SmackDown! VS Raw 2007, & more!”

Jaeger Assignment

kenaiyochan is currently piloting OVERWHELMING LEMUR with daveax

OVERWHELMING LEMUR's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Diligent Staff
  • Adorable Black Hole Generator

DOSSIER: Primary role is supporting other Jaegers by augmenting their sensual power. Impervious to melancholy. During the Battle Of Sydney, pilots displayed an unprecedented ability to protect their friends while simultaneously displaying outstanding dedication to asskicking. In the past, spiritual advisors have envied the pilots' combat effectivness. Make no doubt about it: these pilots are erotic and live to fingerbang some Kaiju limbs.

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Parented by robots in the peaceful swamps of Dayton. Life threw a fucking curveball when friends were fellated by ninjas. It was at the age of 23 that he discovered bathing. Each erotic yeast infection was a step closer to the ultimate revenge that his parents expected from him.

Educated at Yale where he studied economics, where it soon became apparent that he was literally drunk the entire time, twenty-four hours a day. With a fighting style that combined the lewdness of a drunken sailor with never-before-seen sensuality, termed "Ferocious Bastard Style", he soon gained the admiration of nudists.

After becoming a Jaeger Pilot, his first fight against a kaiju was a splendid triumph despite annoying the shit out of a bunch of innocent bystanders. Thanks to his efforts, most of the town was destroyed and the rest was a goddamn mess.

Deciding to get a clue, he re-dedicated himself to experimenting with foreplay instead of jumping right into "the good stuff" and has been making some pretty good progress.

"You, you can read the textbooks all you want," says one commanding officer. "But when you're actually out there fighting, and you have an unexpected orgasm you better forget everything Mommy said and adapt to the life or death situation even if you're pretty sure you're hallucinating. If you don't, basically everybody is going to die. And trust me, this is one crazy asshole who understands that."

Psyche eval recommendation: Can excel with a little love.

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