OtakuBooty: Marisolita

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About Marisolita

Age: 36
Gender: F
Location: Chapel Hill, NC

Joined: 13 years ago on 10/28/05
Last Visit: 11 months ago
Type: Gold Member
Paid Member Privileges: Yes
Privileges Expire: 527 days from now

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Current Relationship Status

“I'm in an exclusive relationship.”

What do you do for fun?

“I'm a yarn geek, I like movies and music and computery things. I'm very interested in photography, and thus like going interesting places to see interesting things. Museums are lovely, any kind. I love making mix cds. ”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“I teach English to people who range from incredibly cute to incredibly frustrating. Basically everyone, regardless of age. ”

What's your dream job?

“International buyer for for an expensive department store? East Asian Librarian? Or something that lets me travel to Japan but live in America.”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?

“Guys!”

What kind of relationship are you looking for?

“Here to make friends only”

Describe the sort of person you're looking for!

“Someone with a strong lead, even if he can't dance. Manners a plus. A gentleman who knows his strengths but likes to have fun and learn. Someone who's interested in things that are interesting, even if I've never heard of them.”

Do you think long distance relationships can work?

“I think if you're in it on equal terms, it can work. Better than nothing, not as good as together. It sort of depends, but relationships always do.”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

Name some of your favorite anime and manga...

“Kenshin, Hellsing, Fruits Basket, Record of Lodoss War, Samurai Champloo, etc.”

What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?

“Last.fm says my top artists are Barenaked Ladies, Beatles, NOIZ, Billy Joel, Cake, Belle and Sebastian and Smash Mouth. But I like my music random, and I'll give most things a fair shot.”

Into games? List your favorites!

“Katamari Damacy, Harvest Moon, the Sims, Nintendogs, Animal Crossing, but also Taiko no Tatsujin and other rhythm games (Guitar Hero!) etc.”

Jaeger Assignment

Marisolita is currently piloting DEPRAVED STALKER with The Mad Bubbler

DEPRAVED STALKER's special combat abilities are known to include:

Seeping Elbow Dropkick
Triple-Chop Armageddeon

DOSSIER: Primary function is is to insult Kaiju and supply helpful tax advice to basically anybody who asks. One thing is certain: these pilots are terrifying and nobody questions their dedication to choice of personal grooming habits.

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Mother was a migrant worker. Father was a brillian scientist. Profoundly devastated by the murder of family dog at one really bizarre county fair. At an early age, showed great aptitude for not being a total fuck-up, but struggled with with not slaughtering literally every living being she encountered. It was at the age of 23 that she reached puberty. Gradually, she totally failed to unlock the art of martial arts. Each enchanting moment was a step closer to being less of an asshole that her parents expected from her.

Educated in a secret Buddhist temple where she studied hand-to-hand combat, where it soon became apparent that she was a once-in-a-lifetime talent. With a fighting style that combined the gassy outbursts of the toughest son-of-a-bitch you ever met with sizzling sensuality, termed "Ferocious Elephant Style", she soon gained the admiration of top-notch motherfuckers from around the world.

During one drunken night, she stole a Jaeger and her first fight against a kaiju was a splendid failure despite falling in love with Whoopi Goldberg. Thanks to her efforts, most of the town was saved and the rest was burned to the ground.

Refusing to listen to everybody else for a change, she dedicated herself to totally wussing out whenever possible and and is, frankly, not having a lot of success.

"People need to understand, you can beat your dick to YouTube videos all day long," says one flight instructor. "But when you're actually out there trying to save the Earth, and somebody offers you a beer you better forget everything she taught you and adapt to the new situation right in front of you. If you don't, somebody's going to get pregnant. And trust me, this is one soldier who will never have any clue about that."

Psyche eval recommendation: Just needs cuddling.

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