Marisolita is currently piloting DEPRAVED STALKER with The Mad Bubbler
DEPRAVED STALKER's special combat abilities are known to include:
Seeping Elbow Dropkick
Triple-Chop Armageddeon
DOSSIER: Primary function is is to insult Kaiju and supply helpful tax advice to basically anybody who asks. One thing is certain: these pilots are terrifying and nobody questions their dedication to choice of personal grooming habits.
MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Mother was a migrant worker. Father was a brillian scientist. Profoundly devastated by the murder of family dog at one really bizarre county fair. At an early age, showed great aptitude for not being a total fuck-up, but struggled with with not slaughtering literally every living being she encountered. It was at the age of 23 that she reached puberty. Gradually, she totally failed to unlock the art of martial arts. Each enchanting moment was a step closer to being less of an asshole that her parents expected from her.
Educated in a secret Buddhist temple where she studied hand-to-hand combat, where it soon became apparent that she was a once-in-a-lifetime talent. With a fighting style that combined the gassy outbursts of the toughest son-of-a-bitch you ever met with sizzling sensuality, termed "Ferocious Elephant Style", she soon gained the admiration of top-notch motherfuckers from around the world.
During one drunken night, she stole a Jaeger and her first fight against a kaiju was a splendid failure despite falling in love with Whoopi Goldberg. Thanks to her efforts, most of the town was saved and the rest was burned to the ground.
Refusing to listen to everybody else for a change, she dedicated herself to totally wussing out whenever possible and and is, frankly, not having a lot of success.
"People need to understand, you can beat your dick to YouTube videos all day long," says one flight instructor. "But when you're actually out there trying to save the Earth, and somebody offers you a beer you better forget everything she taught you and adapt to the new situation right in front of you. If you don't, somebody's going to get pregnant. And trust me, this is one soldier who will never have any clue about that."
Psyche eval recommendation: Just needs cuddling.
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