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Kuropuppy

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About Kuropuppy

Age: 40
Gender: M
Location: Philadelphia, PA

Joined: 14 years ago on 10/29/05
Last Visit: 14 months ago
Type: Lifetime Member
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Tell Us About Yourself...

Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!

“Hi there! I'm here to make friends and have fun. I love anime, I got into it while living in Japan. I'm in love with mah babies MamaSkull and LessThanThree (check em out!), and my two kids. ”

Current Relationship Status

“I'm in an exclusive relationship.”

What do you do for fun?

“Drawing (not as often as I'd like), reading, watching non-anime cartoons, watching movies, surfing the web, hiking around in the woods, world domination, picking flowers, etc”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“I'm a SAHD...it's sooooo glamorous ”

What's your dream job?

“Being a cartoonist and/or a bajillionaire...or something cooler than what I do now!”

Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!

“One of the funniest things I can remember is when I came home late at night, and it was foggy. I was having trouble opening the gate to my house when two cats came screeching out of nowhere, and I screamed "PLEASE SOMEBODY HELP ME!!"”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?

“Guys or girls!”

What kind of relationship are you looking for?

“Here to make friends only”

Describe the sort of person you're looking for!

“Like minded people I have to say. I enjoy hanging out with those who are open minded. I can't stand drama >.<”

Do you think long distance relationships can work?

“I've been in several...either they work or they don't. You have to work VERY hard on them.”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

Name some of your favorite anime and manga...

“Ranma 1/2, One Piece, Magic Knight Rayearth, He is My Master, Bleach, Maze, Cat Soup, Anything from Studio Ghibli and Satoshi Kon, JTHM, Gold Digger, Adam Warren's Dirty Pair, Saber Marionette J, Tenchi, El Hazard, Urotsukidoji, and more!”

What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?

“I like just about anything, J-rock, Anime theme music, Heavy metal, Death Metal, Black Metal, Hip Hop, Classical, Jazz, New Age, etc etc”

What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...

“Reading free manga at Borders (heh heh heh), watching Anime, impulse buying dolls and action figures!! (collectable figurines? when I have money), and video games.”

If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?

“Zenkaikon, Otakon, Anime USA, Katsucon, AnimeNEXT, Dragoncon, Bootycon. (well hopefully we'll get to some)”

Into games? List your favorites!

“Einhander, Bayonetta, DMC, Pocket Fighter, Puzzle Quest 1 & 2, Tenchu, Resident Evil, Silent Hill, F-Zero, Star Ocean, Mega Man, Star Fox, Mario Kart, anything Castlevania and Metroid...Yadda Yadda....”

Other Online Gaming Info

“World of Warcraft (Maelstrom, Shadowsong), but currently inactive. ”

Jaeger Assignment

Kuropuppy is currently piloting PASSIONATE PATRIOT with CassandraMorgan

PASSIONATE PATRIOT's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Scorpion's Suplex
  • Inflamed Scissor Formation of Nothingness

DOSSIER: Job is is to disable Kaiju and supply helpful counseling services to basically anybody who asks. We can safely say historians will eventually salute the pilots for their role in Operation Unstoppable Cumberbatch, during which most of Los Angeles was destroyed in an effort to capture a living Kaiju. One rumored drawback of this Jaeger type is that it tends to blind everybody in a one-mile radius, pretty much ruining their lives, if either pilot is Mexican, which is really racist if you think about it. The only question facing these pilots, who are bitter ex-lovers, is this: can they kick the Kaiju without murdering each other first?

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Raised by monks in the idyllic slums of Tanzania. Not really aroused by the cyborg conversion of grandmother guys that really knew how to party, in his own way. At an early age, showed great aptitude for playing the piano, but struggled with with chapped nipples. It was at the age of 23 that he swore revenge. Each erotic lesson was a step away from the bloody satisfaction that that his sense of honor demanded.

Slept with a village of hobos despite being addicted to blowjobs because his mother forced him to. With a fighting style that combined the sexual prowess of the toughest son-of-a-bitch you ever met with sensual sensuality, termed "Invincible Armadillo Style", he soon gained the attention of some homeless guy.

After becoming a Jaeger Pilot, his first fight against a kaiju was a limp-dicked crowd-pleaser despite falling in love with basically everybody. This was achieved despite seriously fucking up a Kaiju that seemed to be addicted to heroin or something.

When the dust settled after the heroic but sort of misguided clusterfuck, pilot was angrily promoted to the general's dogwalker by his first grade teacher.

"The thing is," says a classmate, "He'd be a lot worse at shit in general if he hugged a puppy once in a while. But ya gotta love that. This is the pilot I want on our side next time the Kaiju attack!"

Psyche eval recommendation: Is probably a fucking maniac.

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