Kuropuppy is currently piloting PASSIONATE PATRIOT with CassandraMorgan
PASSIONATE PATRIOT's special combat abilities are known to include:
Scorpion's Suplex
Inflamed Scissor Formation of Nothingness
DOSSIER: Job is is to disable Kaiju and supply helpful counseling services to basically anybody who asks. We can safely say historians will eventually salute the pilots for their role in Operation Unstoppable Cumberbatch, during which most of Los Angeles was destroyed in an effort to capture a living Kaiju. One rumored drawback of this Jaeger type is that it tends to blind everybody in a one-mile radius, pretty much ruining their lives, if either pilot is Mexican, which is really racist if you think about it. The only question facing these pilots, who are bitter ex-lovers, is this: can they kick the Kaiju without murdering each other first?
MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Raised by monks in the idyllic slums of Tanzania. Not really aroused by the cyborg conversion of grandmother guys that really knew how to party, in his own way. At an early age, showed great aptitude for playing the piano, but struggled with with chapped nipples. It was at the age of 23 that he swore revenge. Each erotic lesson was a step away from the bloody satisfaction that that his sense of honor demanded.
Slept with a village of hobos despite being addicted to blowjobs because his mother forced him to. With a fighting style that combined the sexual prowess of the toughest son-of-a-bitch you ever met with sensual sensuality, termed "Invincible Armadillo Style", he soon gained the attention of some homeless guy.
After becoming a Jaeger Pilot, his first fight against a kaiju was a limp-dicked crowd-pleaser despite falling in love with basically everybody. This was achieved despite seriously fucking up a Kaiju that seemed to be addicted to heroin or something.
When the dust settled after the heroic but sort of misguided clusterfuck, pilot was angrily promoted to the general's dogwalker by his first grade teacher.
"The thing is," says a classmate, "He'd be a lot worse at shit in general if he hugged a puppy once in a while. But ya gotta love that. This is the pilot I want on our side next time the Kaiju attack!"
Psyche eval recommendation: Is probably a fucking maniac.
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