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About empressmish

Age: 56
Gender: F
Location: Dover, DE

Joined: 14 years ago on 11/02/05
Last Visit: 11 years ago
Type: Lifetime Member
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Tell Us About Yourself...

Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!

“Anime and yaoi fan girl. Vice President of the Southern Chapter of the Delaware Anime Society. Co-mod of the Evil Yaoi Girls Club on-line yaoi RPG. One half of RavenLadies, creators of the "Unsung Heroes" yaoi fanfiction series.”

Current Relationship Status

“I'm single.”

What do you do for fun?

“Read (fantasy, mystery, light sci-fi, horror), listen to music, watch movies, and write. I also design and make jewelry. ”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“Civil Service Drone (i.e. Account Specialist for the Parks & Rec Department of the local county government)”

What's your dream job?

“Something where I could combine my myriad of interests, be the boss and still make money.”

Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!

“I did the infamous "fangirl squeal" in a store upon sighting the Volks Gojyo Saiyuki figure; and then proceeded to hug said boxed figure to my chest like it was a lost kitten.”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?


What kind of relationship are you looking for?

“Friends, love, whatever. I'm open.”

Describe the sort of person you're looking for!

“Someone honest, funny, intelligent, gainfully employed, and open-minded with similar interestes who is without a ton of emotional/familial baggage. No psycho ex's please.”

Do you think long distance relationships can work?

“If both parties are completely committed, then it could work. Absolute trust however, would be necessary.”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

Name some of your favorite anime and manga...

“Saiyuki, Weiss Kreuz, FAKE, Boys Over Flowers, Kizuna. Ai no Kusabi, Pet Shop of Horrors, Fruits Basket, Escaflowne, Shaman King, Hikaru no Go, Bleach, Nana, Crimson Hero, Helsing, Rune Solider, Robotech, and lots more. Ando Seto's work.”

What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?

“Metal (death/black/power/symphonic/epic/gothic) and idustrial. Death to country and emo!”

What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...

“Other than the usual viewing and reading, I also collect things relating to some of my favorite series and games. I also collect Pullip, Jenny, Gene and Barbie dolls; as well as Hello Kitty.”

If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?

“Not much for cons. One and only attended: Zentrancon in Philadelphia (staff)”

Into games? List your favorites!

“Not a big gamer, although I do have a fondness for fighting titles such as Guilty Gear, Mortal Kombat, Street Fighter, and Soul Calibur. I've also become addicted to the gaming crack that is Katamari Damacy.”

Jaeger Assignment

empressmish is currently piloting UNFETTERED RACER with Sanaku42

UNFETTERED RACER's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Spectacular Head Pound of Enlightenment
  • Double-Wedgie Penetation Storm

DOSSIER: Primary function is to supply sporadic offense designed to destroy the Kaiju by murdering their children. One inconvenient drawback of this Jaeger type is that under very rare circumstances it will act like a total asshole if either pilot is Mexican, which is really racist if you think about it. One thing is certain: these pilots are drunken and nobody questions their dedication to choice of personal grooming habits.

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Robot family provided a strict diet of unconditional love and acceptance... and and intellectual stimulation. Existence was transformed permanently when imaginary friends were killed by jealous bitches. It was at the age of 23 that she reached puberty. Gradually, she learned the secrets of martial arts. Each sexual yeast infection was a step closer to being less of an asshole that that her sense of honor demanded.

Unlocked her inner unicorn in some homeless guy's alleyway where she studied hand-to-hand combat, where it soon became apparent that she was probably destined to be homeless.

After becoming a Jaeger Pilot, her debut fight against a kaiju was a delightful thing that legends are made of despite annoying the shit out of her best friend. This was achieved despite seriously fucking up a Kaiju that had pretty much no fucking clue at all.

When the dust settled after the grueling clusterfuck, pilot was immediately promoted to General by by popular demand.

Experts have described her partying style as "embarrassing bullshit", while people who actually know what she's talking about have described it as "basically her new religion" and "some of the most heroic stuff since Mike Tyson sexually dominated all of my friends."

Psyche eval recommendation: Promote immediately.

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