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About Christinue

Age: 39
Gender: F
Location: Birmingham, AL

Joined: 14 years ago on 11/08/05
Last Visit: 12 years ago
Type: Gold Member
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Tell Us About Yourself...

Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!

“WARNING: Happy Panda At Large. Use extreme caution.”

What do you do for fun?

“Well, I'm an avid roleplayer, having a history of Storytelling for a local LARP group and various table top games, spending alot of time with friends, writing (No NaNoWriMo this year), SCA, painting, active with pagan community (Taoist).”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“Ooo... freelance sorcery.. No, I'm a case manager for a mental health/drug rehab/probation program, though planning on returning to school to get my PsyD”

What's your dream job?

“Working to de-institutionalize and support the severely mentally ill as productive and happy members of society (and do it right, not the shitty way the government is doing it now)”

Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!

“My sister had to tell her class something interesting and unknown about herself. She thanked me later because I was her only interesting thing. "My sister dresses up and pretends to be a vampire every weekend."”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?

“Guys or girls!”

What kind of relationship are you looking for?

“Friends, love, whatever. I'm open.”

Describe the sort of person you're looking for!

“Funny, thoughtful, independent, and intellectual. Kinky never hurts either!”

Do you think long distance relationships can work?

“Can work, but damn, they take alot of patience, understanding, honesty, and commitment.”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

Name some of your favorite anime and manga...

“Kenshin, Utena, Elfen Lied, Gravitation, Fushig Yuugi, X, Gunslinger Girl, Iria, Tenchi, Earthian, Hellsing, etc etc”

What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?

“I love techno, classical, and some rock (anything to paint and write to)- Evanescence, Haujobb, Thou Shalt Not, NIN, Beethoven, but a big NO to hard rap and country. ”

What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...

“Drawing frequently, reading manga, watching anime, reading and beta-ing fanfiction, LARP, Table top roleplaying, character art, GEEKING OUT, yo.”

If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?

“My Anime-con virginity was taken at NekoCon 8, but I'm a regular at Dragon Con.”

Into games? List your favorites!

“Myst Addict and proudly so! Also do a bit of Guild Wars and any puzzle/explore game I can afford. As for roleplay, I'm an active troupe LARPer and run/play various DnD and White Wolf games weekly. I play make-believe with a twist”

Other Online Gaming Info

“Guild Wars- Allrissa Aldeev”

Jaeger Assignment

Christinue is currently piloting PIONEER COWBOY with Tetsuro Hazuki

PIONEER COWBOY's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Damnation Bash
  • Labia-Mounted Crossbow

DOSSIER: Job is to support friendly forces by improving their offensive capabilities. Top-secret whispers indicates this Jaeger is part of Operation Highway Storm, a plan to use a game-changing, ancient concentrated energy blast to decisively end this war for human survival. Cannot be damaged by ice-based attacks. Certainly that one of its most famous moments of the war occured during Operation Unstoppable Ragnarok when the pilots sacrificed several thousand abortion clinics in order to save a fellow Jaeger pilot. At times, the pilots' parents have envied the pilots' dedication to partying. One thing is certain: these pilots are admirable and nobody questions their dedication to dedication to asskicking.

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Loving family provided a strict diet of cocaine and religion. At an early age, showed no promise for being good at doing giant robot stuff, but struggled with with watercolor painting. It was at the age of 5 that she stopped being a huge pussy. Soon, she totally failed to unlock the art of Hokuto Shinken. Each sexual fuck-up was a step toward the bloody satisfaction that her heart yearned for.

Unlocked her inner unicorn in some homeless guy's alleyway where she studied the best ways to get laid, where it soon became apparent that she was literally drunk the entire time, twenty-four hours a day.

After becoming a Jaeger Pilot, her first fight against a kaiju was a completely insane triumph despite annoying the shit out of a bunch of nerds. Thanks to her efforts, most of the town was saved and the rest was covered in sexual fluids.

Refusing to finally show a regard for common sense or even reality itself, she dedicated herself to becoming even more of a badass and is basically doing alright.

"The thing is," says a homeless guy we spoke to, "She'd be a lot worse at shit in general if she took my dick out of her mouth once in a while. But ya gotta love that. This is the pilot I want on our side next time the Kaiju attack!"

Psyche eval recommendation: Just wants to be loved.

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