Angeldust

Age: 35
Gender: M
Location: Claymont, 19703

Joined: 14 years ago on 11/12/05
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Angeldust is currently piloting SEXUAL KANGAROO with Kaminabe

SEXUAL KANGAROO's special combat abilities are known to include:

• Million-Haymaker Assault
• Vengeance Suplex of Devastation

DOSSIER: Primary function is is to supply helpful massages to soldiers, even during the mayhem of desperate lovemaking. Impervious to expressing its feelings. During the Battle Of Chicago, pilots displayed an unprecedented ability to perform handjobs while simultaneously displaying outstanding combat effectivness. Everybody agrees: these pilots are fun-loving and nobody questions their dedication to choice of personal grooming habits.

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Parented by wolves in the idyllic slums of an average American small town. Existence threw a fucking curveball when friends were fellated by his little brother. It was at the age of 23 that he had his entire body replaced by cyborg components. Soon, he learned the secrets of martial arts. Each suprisingly filthy yeast infection was a step closer to becoming a true sexual being, and was all that his parents expected from him.

Found himself by the school of life where he studied Eastern religion, where it soon became apparent that he was the type of person that never gets invited to parties.

During one drunken night, he stole a Jaeger and his debut fight against a kaiju was a fucked-up crowd-pleaser despite falling in love with the old lady down the block. Due to his actions, most of the town was destroyed and the rest was consumed by Biebermania.

Deciding to listen to everybody else for a change, he dedicated himself to curing AIDS and is basically doing alright.

"Son, you, you can read the textbooks all you want," says one homeless guy on a park bench. "But when you're actually out there with the fate of the world in your hands, and you have a dick in your mouth you better forget everything you think you know and react to the fucked-up situation no matter how high you are. If you don't, the Earth is fucked. And trust me, this is one crazy asshole who totally gets that."

Psyche eval recommendation: Is probably a fucking maniac.