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tahariel

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About tahariel

Age: 34
Gender: M
Location: Philadelphia, PA

Joined: 13 years ago on 11/14/05
Last Visit: 7 years ago
Type: Gold Member
Paid Member Privileges: Yes
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Tell Us About Yourself...

Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!

“I'm short...i'm pale...i like to hug. that is all..”

Current Relationship Status

“I'm in an exclusive relationship.”

What do you do for fun?

“i like to read almost everything i can get my hands on...although, Neil Gaiman, Terry Pratchett, and Nora Roberts are my favorites...”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“freelance sorcery all the way...need the demons gone from your bathtub? how about that crawl space under the stairs? special two for one deal! call now!!!”

What's your dream job?

“no...seriously...freelance sorcery...”

Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!

“I've watched Slither five times. Mostly because i'd bang Nathan Fillion like it was my job, little 'cause i think it's awesome. ...- like my job-...”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?

“Girls!”

Describe the sort of person you're looking for!

“people who like to watch cool anime's...someone who wouldn't mind going to cons or just sitting around watching movies.”

Do you think long distance relationships can work?

“not too big of a fan. ”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

Name some of your favorite anime and manga...

“Chobits, Fruits Basket, X/1999, Ninja Scroll, Cowboy Bebop, TriGun, FAKE, Naruto, Bleach, anything by CLAMP, FLCL, paranoia agent, samuri shamploo, FullMetal...”

What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?

“A lot.”

What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...

“i like to watch animes...usually girly ones or ones with lots of violence. i love SquareEnix games.”

If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?

“hopefully the next Katsuon if i have the cash...”

Into games? List your favorites!

“FFVII and VIII. Kingdom Hearts. Zelda games. DDR. The new Wii rocks my world so hardcore. I'd have it's babies...just so i'd have more people to beat at bowling...also, Zelda.”

Steam Nickname

“I HAVE A COCK.”

XBox Live! Gamertag

“I HAVE A COCK.”

Other Online Gaming Info

“I HAVE A COCK.”

Jaeger Assignment

tahariel is currently piloting GOLDEN TORNADO with StrangeLife

GOLDEN TORNADO's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Inefficient Soup Ladle
  • Throbbing Taint Suplex Raid of Knowledge

DOSSIER: Job is to unleash surgical offense intended to confuse the Kaiju by speed-humping their genitals. Classified rumors indicates this Jaeger is part of Operation Rainbow Derelict, a plan to use an experimental, new doomsday device to decisively end the designated hitter rule. Make no doubt about it: these pilots are heroic and nobody questions their dedication to choice of personal grooming habits.

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Mother was a loving parent. Father was deeply in love with her. Greatly devastated by the death of father because it was his idea in the first place. At an early age, showed much promise for being able to walk in a straight line, but struggled with with drinking more than two or three beers without acting like an asshole. It was at the age of 23 that he had a sex change. Each surpising day was a step toward becoming a true sexual being, and was all that his heart yearned for.

Played first base for the Mets despite excessive body odor because sometimes life is crazy like that.

After becoming a Jaeger Pilot, his first fight against a kaiju was a fucked-up success despite killing Whoopi Goldberg. This was achieved despite fighting a Kaiju with an unexplained fondness for show tunes.

Deciding to finally show a regard for common sense or even reality itself, he re-dedicated himself to attempting to pilot his Jaeger sober and are kicking ass at that, as we all expected.

Jealous people have described his combat aptitude style as "amateur dick-slapping", while mostly everybody else has described it as "seriously cool" and "some of the coolest stuff since Mike Tyson invaded people left and right."

Psyche eval recommendation: Does not meet expectations.


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