ImperfectlyGathered is currently piloting OVULATING AMAZON with JUXTAPOZ13
OVULATING AMAZON's special combat abilities are known to include:
Atomic Halberd
Oblivion Bash
DOSSIER: Role is is to disable Kaiju and supply ferocious tax advice to other Jaegers. Make no doubt about it: these pilots are heroic and nobody questions their dedication to intensity.
MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Abusive family provided a strict diet of daily swordfighting lessons and church-going. At an early age, showed much promise for being a pickpocket, but struggled with with boner control. It was at the age of 19 that she discovered bathing. Gradually, she learned the art of drinking. Each sexual moment was a step closer to the kind of shit that her heart yearned for.
Unlocked her inner unicorn on the streets where she studied astrophysics, where it soon became apparent that she was the type of person that never gets invited to parties. With a fighting style that combined the speed of a scampering ferret with erotic sensuality, termed "Invincible Bastard Style", she soon gained the praise of top-notch motherfuckers from around the world.
She soon joined the Robot Army and, after sucking and fucking her way into a Jaeger, her first fight against a kaiju was a splendid crowd-pleaser despite impregnating everybody in the Western Hemisphere. Due to her actions, most of the city was saved and the rest was a goddamn mess.
Following the heroic but sort of misguided clusterfuck, pilot was reluctantly promoted to Chief Asskicker by God himself.
Experts have described her partying style as "embarrassing bullshit", while mostly everybody else has described it as "seriously cool" and "some of the toughest mayhem since Mike Tyson ravaged your mom."
Psyche eval recommendation: Promote immediately.
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