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ImperfectlyGathered

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About ImperfectlyGathered

Age: 33
Gender: F
Location: Wilmington, DE

Joined: 13 years ago on 11/21/05
Last Visit: 13 years ago
Type: Gold Member
Paid Member Privileges: None

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Tell Us About Yourself...

Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!

“"Hello" Ok now that thats outta the way. I'm Ally, I'm a member of the Delaware Anime Fans Club (DAF) and damn proud. I want to meet someone who has similar interests but if you're an fucktard , Fuck Off. Ow, My foot is asleep.”

Current Relationship Status

“I'm single.”

What do you do for fun?

“School....But I am an Art student...and i love art. So spending my life in a studio is ok by me :) I also dance to music in my head and ninja roll on car hoods, Very stealthly.”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“Job- Waitress School- DCAD and the freelance sorcery....”

What's your dream job?

“I want to be an art teacher for 7-8-9 grades...I know I know, I am nuts.”

Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!

“I'm a clutz...so just imagine someone falling all the goddamn time and its pretty funny...especially when I'm serving someone's lunch :)”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?

“Guys or girls!”

What kind of relationship are you looking for?

“Friends, love, whatever. I'm open.”

Describe the sort of person you're looking for!

“Someone interesting...even a little...just talk to me, don't make me wanna stab babies cuz you're so damn stupid....be intelligent, at least some of the times :)”

Do you think long distance relationships can work?

“They're Stupid. They don't work. People are assholes and cheat. Thats it. ::looks Jaded and slightly Bitter::”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

Name some of your favorite anime and manga...

“Azu Manga Diau (sp?) Aeon Flux, Cowboy Bebop, Raxephon....the list goes on :)”

What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?

“I am into goth-Industrial- a little screamo....all kinds along those lines.”

What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...

“I am a con whore, I LOVE online RPG's and playing DDR. Last but not least I have a strange habit of emercing myself in to Cos Play.”

If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?

“No Upcoming ones yet...Let me know of any :)”

Into games? List your favorites!

“I am the DDR NINJA....well maybe not but I do love that game, EAT MY DUST 12 YR OLD BOYS!!!!!”

Other Online Gaming Info

“WOW right now....PvP is my bitch :)”

Jaeger Assignment

ImperfectlyGathered is currently piloting OVULATING AMAZON with JUXTAPOZ13

OVULATING AMAZON's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Atomic Halberd
  • Oblivion Bash

DOSSIER: Role is is to disable Kaiju and supply ferocious tax advice to other Jaegers. Make no doubt about it: these pilots are heroic and nobody questions their dedication to intensity.

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Abusive family provided a strict diet of daily swordfighting lessons and church-going. At an early age, showed much promise for being a pickpocket, but struggled with with boner control. It was at the age of 19 that she discovered bathing. Gradually, she learned the art of drinking. Each sexual moment was a step closer to the kind of shit that her heart yearned for.

Unlocked her inner unicorn on the streets where she studied astrophysics, where it soon became apparent that she was the type of person that never gets invited to parties. With a fighting style that combined the speed of a scampering ferret with erotic sensuality, termed "Invincible Bastard Style", she soon gained the praise of top-notch motherfuckers from around the world.

She soon joined the Robot Army and, after sucking and fucking her way into a Jaeger, her first fight against a kaiju was a splendid crowd-pleaser despite impregnating everybody in the Western Hemisphere. Due to her actions, most of the city was saved and the rest was a goddamn mess.

Following the heroic but sort of misguided clusterfuck, pilot was reluctantly promoted to Chief Asskicker by God himself.

Experts have described her partying style as "embarrassing bullshit", while mostly everybody else has described it as "seriously cool" and "some of the toughest mayhem since Mike Tyson ravaged your mom."

Psyche eval recommendation: Promote immediately.


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