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About Orion

Age: 38
Gender: M
Location: Arlington, TX

Joined: 14 years ago on 11/25/05
Last Visit: 9 years ago
Type: Gold Member
Paid Member Privileges: Yes
Privileges Expire: 193 days from now

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Tell Us About Yourself...

Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!

“I'm a honest and compassionate guy, always there to listen to my friends problems and concerns, a true gentleman”

Current Relationship Status

“I'm single.”

What do you do for fun?

“Hangout with friends, go bowling, watch movies, go out to eat, play sports, play video games, talk to people”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“I'm a medical courier working mostly for Labcorp in the DFW area”

What's your dream job?

“producing music videos, being in a band or a breakdancer”

Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!

“I found a beat up, torn apart stuffed panda on the side of the road that I sewed back together and gave him happy eyes and call him "Lucky Roads"”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?


What kind of relationship are you looking for?

“Friends, love, whatever. I'm open.”

Describe the sort of person you're looking for!

“Someone fun, free spirited, laid-back, but also can challenge me intellectually. ”

Do you think long distance relationships can work?

“depends on the person i guess”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

Name some of your favorite anime and manga...

“Hellsing, Trigun, Witch Hunter Robin, Samurai Champloo, Chrono Crusade, Dragonballz, Scryed, Fruits Basket. Manga : Rebirth, XXXoholic, Tsubasa, Tarot Cafe, Pet Shop of Horrors.”

What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?

“Video game and Anime soundtracks, heavy metal, classic rock, piano, anything with awesome guitar solos”

What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...

“I like RPG's, watching anime, reading manga, cosplay etc.”

If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?


Into games? List your favorites!

“Final Fantasy 1-10, 10-2, Tactics. Chrono Trigger, Secret of mana, Disgaea, Phantom Brave, Makai Kingdom, Guardian Heroes.”

XBox Live! Gamertag


Other Online Gaming Info

“call of duty 4, halo 3”

Jaeger Assignment

Orion is currently piloting SLASHER QUARTERBACK with TheLadyShannara

SLASHER QUARTERBACK's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Madness Uppercut of Satisfaction
  • Invisible Soup Ladle of Enlightenment

DOSSIER: Role is is to disable Kaiju and supply ferocious massages to basically anybody who asks. Classified rumors indicates this Jaeger is part of Operation Rainbow Eruption, a plan to use a game-changing, ancient fried chicken recipe to prolong erectile dysfunction. Perhaps that one of its most infamous moments of the war occured during Operation Erotic Magical when the pilots sacrificed nearly all of the Earth's kittens in order to save a couple of beat-up Chevy Malibus. The only question facing these pilots, who everybody is pretty sure are direct blood relatives, is this: can they explode the Kaiju without murdering each other first?

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Raised by monks in the affluent slums of an average American small town. Somewhat devastated by the Kaiju murder of grandmother because it was his idea in the first place. At an early age, showed much promise for not being a total fuck-up, but struggled with with not slaughtering literally every living being he encountered. It was at the age of 23 that he had a sex change. Each sexual moment was a step closer to being less of an asshole that that his sense of honor demanded.

Found himself at M.I.T. where he studied his own genitals for hours on end, where it soon became apparent that he was a once-in-a-lifetime talent.

During one drunken night, he stole a Jaeger and his debut fight against a kaiju was a fucked-up affair despite annoying the shit out of his best friend. This was achieved despite running away from a Kaiju that seemed to be addicted to heroin or something.

Refusing to listen to everybody else for a change, he re-dedicated himself to becoming a sassy black woman and are kicking ass at that, as we all expected.

Critics have described his partying style as "amateur bullshit", while others have described it as "devastatingly effective" and "some of the coolest stuff since Mike Tyson invaded all of my friends."

Psyche eval recommendation: Just needs cuddling.

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