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Barney

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About Barney

Age: 46
Gender: M
Location: New York, NY

Joined: 13 years ago on 11/29/05
Last Visit: 10 years ago
Type: Gold Member
Paid Member Privileges: Yes
Privileges Expire: 555 days from now

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Tell Us About Yourself...

Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!

“They call me the Barnacle, but you can just call me, ladies! ::HIGH FIVE::”

Current Relationship Status

“I'm single.”

What do you do for fun?

“I practice the art of consistent layage.”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“I'm Ted's bestfriend.”

What's your dream job?

“Muff Diver”

Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!

“One time, me and Ted went and licked the Liberty Bell. IT WAS LEGENDARY!”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?

“Girls!”

What kind of relationship are you looking for?

“Friends, love, whatever. I'm open.”

Describe the sort of person you're looking for!

“Lebanese girls are the new half Asians. I'd like to meet them both.”

Do you think long distance relationships can work?

“They are perfect for my alter ego, Jack Package.”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

Name some of your favorite anime and manga...

“You know what ends with -a and is my favorite? That's right, Vagina... Nice!”

What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?

“The music of my hips smacking against some hot wool.”

What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...

“LAZER TAG IS AWESOME! ”

If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?

“AVN”

Into games? List your favorites!

“I'm too busy for games because it's always DO O'CLOCK TIME!”

Steam Nickname

“Jack Package”

XBox Live! Gamertag

“Jack Package”

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