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Jesus-Centered Otaku

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About Jesus-Centered Otaku

Age: 36
Gender: M
Location: Stafford, VA

Joined: 14 years ago on 12/04/05
Last Visit: 12 years ago
Type: Gold Member
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Tell Us About Yourself...

Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!

“Alleluia and hello. I'm here to bring you some good news.”

Current Relationship Status

“I'm in an exclusive relationship.”

What do you do for fun?

“Go to my prayer circle.”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.


What's your dream job?


Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?

“Guys or girls!”

What kind of relationship are you looking for?

“Here to make friends only”

Describe the sort of person you're looking for!

“A conservative Religious person. (non-jew, -muslim, -hindu, etc)”

Do you think long distance relationships can work?

“If God can love us from heaven then I think we can love each other from a state away.”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?


What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...

“Chick tracks.”

If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?

“Redemption Center revivals every tuesday.”

Jaeger Assignment

Jesus-Centered Otaku is currently piloting PASSIONATE DYNAMITE with Reicheru

PASSIONATE DYNAMITE's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Toxic Punch
  • Barracuda's Punch Barrage

DOSSIER: Likes to help civilians by augmenting their weapons power. Perhaps historians will eventually salute the pilots for their role in Operation Final Hercules, during which most of Philadelphia was destroyed in an effort to capture a living Kaiju. Sometimes, the pilots' parents have expressed concern over the pilots' general cleanliness. One known drawback of this Jaeger type is that it may cause incurable cancer pretty much any time you even look at it. Everybody agrees: these pilots are smoking hot and have one purpose, which is to break some Kaiju brains.

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Raised by loving parents in the peaceful foothills of Pittsburgh. At an early age, showed great aptitude for not being a total fuck-up, but struggled with with drinking more than two or three beers without acting like an asshole.. It was at the age of 6 that he reached puberty. Each enchanting day was a step away from becoming a true sexual being, and was all that most people would stay the fuck away from.

Truly blossomed at Yale where he studied whatever the fuck he felt like studying, where it soon became apparent that he was probably destined to be homeless.

He soon joined the Robot Army and, after sucking and fucking his way into a Jaeger, his debut fight against a kaiju was a limp-dicked crowd-pleaser despite "accidentally" killing nearly anybody that gave a shit. Classified intel indicates most of the town was saved and the rest was pretty fucked-up to begin with so who cares really.

When the dust settled after the grueling battle, pilot was immediately promoted to potato peeler, first class by some motherfucker with a bunch of medals on his chest.

"The thing is," says a homeless guy we spoke to, "He'd be a lot worse at fucking up some fucking Kaiju if he opened up his hearts. But that's what makes a good soldier, right?"

Psyche eval recommendation: Promote immediately.

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