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Age: 32Gender: FLocation: Fairoaks, CA
Joined: 14 years ago on 12/12/05Last Visit: 7 years agoType: Gold Member Paid Member Privileges: None
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Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!
“Greetings. Some people call me Tex. You can call me Dixie Dellamorto. ”
Current Relationship Status
“I'm in an exclusive relationship.”
What do you do for fun?
“I like to Play Dress up, Direct TV Shows, Make Monsters in movies, Play video games, Play Putt-Putt, Watch Pee-Wee's Playhouse.”
What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.
“I am the editor in chief of "Horror Hosts and Creature Features Magazine", Creative Producer/Editor/Director of the Nationally Syndicated TV Show "Cinema Insomnia", Horror effects artist, and a Published artist/illustrator...”
What's your dream job?
“I'm kind of doing it.”
Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!
“I find your penis revolting.”
Which gender are you interested in?
“Guys or girls!”
What kind of relationship are you looking for?
“I'm here to stalk John Booty”
Describe the sort of person you're looking for!
“...Not the kind of person trolling for chicks on Otakubooty...”
Do you think long distance relationships can work?
“Was in one, Moved 3000 miles away and got married.”
Name some of your favorite anime and manga...
“I still appreciate Lupin the Third.”
What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?
What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...
“I liked anime and stuff... then I turned 18... that was 6 years ago...”
If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?
“Wonder Con, Blobfest, Monster Bash, Sac Con...”
Into games? List your favorites!
“All of the Silent Hill Games, Boarderlands, Fallout 3, Resident Evil 4...”
Dixie Eats Brains is currently piloting RAMBUNCTIOUS PASSION with Kalis
RAMBUNCTIOUS PASSION's special combat abilities are known to include:
DOSSIER: Likes to help basically anybody who asks by multiplying their sensual capabilities. We can safely say that one of its most controversial moments of the war occured during Operation Unstoppable Eruption when the pilots sacrificed many psychopaths in order to save this one guy who turned out to not even really be that important. Everybody agrees: these pilots are fun-loving and like nothing better than to punch some Kaiju reproductive organs.
MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Homeless family provided a strict diet of love and intellectual stimulation. At an early age, showed much promise for being a pickpocket, but struggled with with discipline. It was at the age of 19 that she reached puberty. Each erotic yeast infection was a step toward the ultimate revenge that that her sense of honor demanded.Slept with a village of hobos despite a total lack of bowel control because of her immense determination. With a fighting style that combined the spirit of a tiger with never-before-seen power, termed "Invincible Monkey Style", she soon gained the admiration of pretentious assholes everywhere.After becoming a Jaeger Pilot, her first fight against a kaiju was a limp-dicked triumph despite falling in love with her copilot. Due to her actions, most of the city was destroyed and the rest was consumed by Biebermania.Refusing to get a clue, she re-dedicated herself to becoming even more of a badass and has been making some pretty good progress."The thing is," says her best friend, "She'd be a lot better at embracing my love if she stopped being an asshole. But ya gotta love that. This is the pilot I want on our side next time the Kaiju attack!"Psyche eval recommendation: Does not meet expectations.
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