Dixie Eats Brains

Age: 33
Gender: F
Location: Fairoaks, CA

Joined: 14 years ago on 12/12/05
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Dixie Eats Brains is currently piloting RAMBUNCTIOUS PASSION with Kalis

RAMBUNCTIOUS PASSION's special combat abilities are known to include:

• Arm-Mounted Baseball Bat
• Foot-Mounted Chainsaw

DOSSIER: Likes to help basically anybody who asks by multiplying their sensual capabilities. We can safely say that one of its most controversial moments of the war occured during Operation Unstoppable Eruption when the pilots sacrificed many psychopaths in order to save this one guy who turned out to not even really be that important. Everybody agrees: these pilots are fun-loving and like nothing better than to punch some Kaiju reproductive organs.

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Homeless family provided a strict diet of love and intellectual stimulation. At an early age, showed much promise for being a pickpocket, but struggled with with discipline. It was at the age of 19 that she reached puberty. Each erotic yeast infection was a step toward the ultimate revenge that that her sense of honor demanded.

Slept with a village of hobos despite a total lack of bowel control because of her immense determination. With a fighting style that combined the spirit of a tiger with never-before-seen power, termed "Invincible Monkey Style", she soon gained the admiration of pretentious assholes everywhere.

After becoming a Jaeger Pilot, her first fight against a kaiju was a limp-dicked triumph despite falling in love with her copilot. Due to her actions, most of the city was destroyed and the rest was consumed by Biebermania.

Refusing to get a clue, she re-dedicated herself to becoming even more of a badass and has been making some pretty good progress.

"The thing is," says her best friend, "She'd be a lot better at embracing my love if she stopped being an asshole. But ya gotta love that. This is the pilot I want on our side next time the Kaiju attack!"

Psyche eval recommendation: Does not meet expectations.