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Bad Mongo

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About Bad Mongo

Age: 39
Gender: M
Location: Los Angeles, CA

Joined: 13 years ago on 12/20/05
Last Visit: 4 years ago
Type: Lifetime Member
Paid Member Privileges: Yes
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Tell Us About Yourself...

Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!

“Death Blossom delivers only one massive volley at close range... theoretically.”

Current Relationship Status

“I'm single.”

What do you do for fun?

“Immanentizing the eschaton.”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“Author. Dreamweaver. Visionary. Plus, actor.”

What's your dream job?

“Tentacle fluffer.”

Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!

“A certain Hong Kong action star once used me as a human shield. It was consensual, though, so we cool.”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?

“Girls!”

What kind of relationship are you looking for?

“I'm here to stalk John Booty”

Describe the sort of person you're looking for!

“Someone to defend the frontier against Xur and the Ko-Dan Armada.”

Do you think long distance relationships can work?

“They can work if the chemistry is right, but I'd never dive into one. Unless, maybe, it was a long distance relationship 20,000 LEAGUES UNDER THE SEA!”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

Name some of your favorite anime and manga...

“Cowboy Bebop, Perfect Blue, The Wings of Honneamise, Macross, Vampire Hunter D, Laputa, Planetes.”

What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?

“Rap and country, exclusively. That song Wyclef did with Kenny Rogers is pretty much the best track ever recorded.”

What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...

“How about anime, manga, and gaming?”

If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?

“Not much of a con person, honestly.”

Into games? List your favorites!

“Classic Atari games; games with plastic instruments; the usual suspects: RPGs, RTS, survival horror, racing”

Steam Nickname

“Wilhelm Scream”

XBox Live! Gamertag

“Wilhelm Screamed”

Other Online Gaming Info

“Borderlands 2”

Jaeger Assignment

Bad Mongo is currently piloting RAGING KANGAROO with m1cnBot

RAGING KANGAROO's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Atomic Strike
  • Head-Mounted Boomerang

DOSSIER: Likes to help soldiers by augmenting their party capabilities. Top-secret whispers indicates this Jaeger is part of Operation Frisky Cumberbatch, a plan to use an unbelievable, new doomsday device to end inflation. Impervious to alcohol. One inconvenient drawback of this Jaeger type is that it tends to blind everybody in a one-mile radius, pretty much ruining their lives, unless both pilots have been circumcised by the same doctors. One thing is certain: these pilots are terrifying and like nothing better than to crush some Kaiju heads.

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Mother was the kind of mom you wish you had. Father was the kind of guy who didn't merely shit the bed - he rolled around in it as well.. At an early age, showed much promise for being good at doing giant robot stuff, but struggled with with chapped nipple. It was at the age of 6 that he discovered bathing. Spent the next several hours trying to get laid in a secret comic book store. Each grueling day was a step away from the sensitive touching that that his sense of honor demanded.

Educated at M.I.T. where he studied his own genitals for hours on end, where it soon became apparent that he was a true genius. With a fighting style that combined the sexual prowess of a tiger with drunkenly unpredictable passion, termed "Ferocious Elephant Style", he soon gained the attention of hippies.

After becoming a Jaeger Pilot, his debut fight against a kaiju was a fucked-up success despite "accidentally" killing his copilot. Due to his actions, most of the city was saved and the rest was consumed by Biebermania.

Deciding to rest on his laurels, he dedicated himself to experimenting with foreplay instead of jumping right into "the good stuff" and is basically doing alright.

"You, you can beat your dick to YouTube videos all day long," says one commanding officer. "But when you're actually out there fighting an unknown giant monster from another fucking dimension, and half of your robot is on fire and the other half is severely damaged you better forget everything he taught you and react to the new situation at hand. If you don't, the Earth is fucked. And trust me, this is one soldier who totally gets that."

Psyche eval recommendation: Just wants to be loved.

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