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Hey! It's That Sean!

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About Hey! It's That Sean!

Age: 32
Gender: M
Location: Coventry, RI

Joined: 14 years ago on 01/04/06
Last Visit: 5 years ago
Type: Gold Member
Paid Member Privileges: Yes
Privileges Expire: 302 days from now

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Tell Us About Yourself...

Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!

“Okay time for a rewrite. As far as geekdom goes, I'm trying to be a tad more...i don't know how to describe it. Regardless, I still consider myself a geek. Either way I'm an okay guy if you can stand my company long enough. Crap, I ran out of room.”

Current Relationship Status

“I'm single.”

What do you do for fun?

“Play video games, hang out with friends, buzz around the interweb”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“Full Time Web Producer”

What's your dream job?

“Freelance artist, game tester, freelance flash animator, voice actor”

Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!

“I walked face first into a sliding screen door at full speed and knocked it out of the slider.”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?


What kind of relationship are you looking for?

“Friends, love, whatever. I'm open.”

Describe the sort of person you're looking for!

“Whoever's interested in me I guess >_>;”

Do you think long distance relationships can work?

“Eh, they're alright.”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

Name some of your favorite anime and manga...

“Azumanga Daioh, DragonBall/Z, One Piece, Paranoia Agent, Trigun, Dirty Pair (Original and Flash) are ones that come to my mind now.”

What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?

“I'm into Rock, Alternative, Ska, Punk, Jazz, Smooth Jazz, Country music before artists like Toby Keith, and some hip-hop artists.”

What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...

“I try to find the time to draw, and I play an obscene amount of video games (that's my opinion though).”

If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?

“I'm thinking PAX East will be my constant for this point in time, but I'll probably throw MAGFest in there too. Good times! I used to do Anime Boston, but I think I'm getting to that point where as a nerd I'm shaking my walking stick at the kids.”

Into games? List your favorites!

“Star Wars: Battlefront/2, the Sonic series, the Rockman/Megaman series, Mario games, Smash Bros.”

Steam Nickname

“Hey! It's That Sean!”

XBox Live! Gamertag

“Sean TF W”

Other Online Gaming Info

“Team Fortress 2, Left 4 Dead/2, Borderlands, DC Universe Online, If you want me to join you on Little Big Planet; I'd be down.”

Jaeger Assignment

Hey! It's That Sean! is currently piloting JUGGERNAUT PLATYPUS with Skulldog

JUGGERNAUT PLATYPUS's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Diligent Nippletwister
  • Unhealthy Scissor Raid

DOSSIER: Avoids direct combat and prefers to support friendly forces by upgrading their sexual capabilities. Top-secret whispers indicates this Jaeger is part of Operation Resilient Cumberbatch, a plan to use a game-changing, ancient doomsday device to decisively end psoraisis. At times, other Jaeger pilots have been awestruck by the pilots' dedication to asskicking. Everybody agrees: these pilots are erotic and nobody questions their dedication to masturbation habits.

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Homeless family provided a strict diet of old martial arts movies and tough love. Not all that devastated by the murder of his hamster because it was his idea in the first place. At an early age, showed no promise for not being a total fuck-up, but struggled with with chapped nipples. It was at the age of 5 that he discovered bathing. Reluctantly spent the next several seconds getting his ass kicked in a filthy abandoned rest stop. Each sexual lesson was a step away from the kind of shit that most people would stay the fuck away from.

Was accepted to Harvard despite a total lack of bowel control because his mother forced him to.

He soon joined the Robot Army and, after sucking and fucking his way into a Jaeger, his first fight against a kaiju was a splendid thing that legends are made of despite impregnating his best friend. Due to his actions, most of the town was destroyed and the rest was consumed by Biebermania.

When the dust settled after the touching clusterfuck, pilot was immediately promoted to the general's dogwalker by the President of what remained of the world.

So-called experts have described his Jaeger tactics style as "second-rate weaksauce", while people who actually know what he's talking about have described it as "completely dope" and "some of the coolest stuff since Gen. George Patton destroyed a bus-load of orphaned babies."

Psyche eval recommendation: Is gonna run this whole goddamn army someday.

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