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Kannalis

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About Kannalis

Age: 33
Gender: F
Location: Philadelphia, PA

Joined: 13 years ago on 01/20/06
Last Visit: 8 years ago
Type: Gold Member
Paid Member Privileges: Yes
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Tell Us About Yourself...

Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!

“Simply ask... it will give us more to talk about.”

Current Relationship Status

“I'm single.”

What do you do for fun?

“I love crafting, have since I was about 3. Reading is nice when I get a chance to but I'm making a commitment to being more social.”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“I sell video games... oh yeah... I sew on the side for fun and profit as well”

What's your dream job?

“Making incredibly wierd clothing that people would love to wear”

Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!

“... spend five minutes with me... I'm always doing something stupid.”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?

“Guys or girls!”

What kind of relationship are you looking for?

“Friends, love, whatever. I'm open.”

Describe the sort of person you're looking for!

“Anyone really... ok... well not ANYONE... but anyone fun is good.”

Do you think long distance relationships can work?

“They can work... I might be interested in one with the right person. ”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

Name some of your favorite anime and manga...

“Magic Knight Rayearth, Aria, Kodocha, Kare Kano, Shutterbox, Ergo Proxy, ....”

What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?

“Umm... ThouShaltNot, The Cure, Sarah Brightman, Eisbrecher, AndOne, VNV Nation, Rasputina, Wednesday 13, Birthday Massacre”

What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...

“I love cosplay and that's kind of what is keeping me going to conventions these days... hence why I'm trying to socialize more”

If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?

“Katsucon, Otakon, Zenkaikon, Nekocon”

Into games? List your favorites!

“currently playing: Eternal Sonata/Luminous Arc 2/Bioshock”

Other Online Gaming Info

“WoW is the main online game... main server: DemonSoul main character: Bunnymonster”

Jaeger Assignment

Kannalis is currently piloting GINGER HAWK with proctorsilex

GINGER HAWK's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Forlorn Beam of Sexuality
  • Mustache-Mounted Beam

DOSSIER: Primary function is is to confuse Kaiju and supply tricky massages to friendly forces. Sometimes, commanding officers have heaped praise upon the pilots' masturbation habits. Make no doubt about it: these pilots are admirable and nobody questions their dedication to combat effectivness.

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Loving family provided a strict diet of grain alcohol and religion. Existence didn't really change much when friends were kidnapped by assassins. It was at the age of 19 that she discovered bathing. Decided to spend the next several hours fighting for survival in a filthy comic book store. Each grueling beat-down was a step toward the sensitive touching that her heart yearned for.

Found herself on the streets where she studied economics, where it soon became apparent that she was a once-in-a-lifetime talent.

She soon joined the Robot Army and, after sucking and fucking her way into a Jaeger, her debut fight against a kaiju was a splendid failure despite killing basically everybody. Thanks to her efforts, most of the city was destroyed and the rest was burned to the ground.

When the dust settled after the heroic but sort of misguided clusterfuck, pilot was angrily promoted to the newly-created title of Lord Not-To-Be-Fucked-With by God himself.

"You, you can read the textbooks all you want," says one homeless guy on a park bench. "But when you're actually out there fighting, and you have an unexpected orgasm you better forget everything you think you know and react to the crazy situation no matter how high you are. If you don't, you might as well be playing for the Mets. Trust me, this is one pilot who totally gets that."

Psyche eval recommendation: Will perform if given enough gummi bears.

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