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Rexall

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About Rexall

Age: 37
Gender: M
Location: Edison, NJ

Joined: 8 years ago on 02/18/06
Last Visit: 6 hours ago
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Tell Us About Yourself...

Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!

“I'm 5'10", and a CHISLED, RIPPED, CUT, JUICED, and JAKKKKED 205 pds!! I am as witty as an autistic, and as senile as an Alzheimer's Patient. I also dont like to deal with people who act childish and act like their shit dont stink. ”

Current Relationship Status

“I'm single.”

What do you do for fun?

“I play and watch sports, I hang out in bars with friends, play pool, play Texas Hold Em, watch tv once in a while. I even watch lots of HK/Korean/Thai films. Also run an Internet Radio Station with some friends.”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“I'm a Business Analyst. ”

What's your dream job?

“To start up and run my own anime/manga company. ”

Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!

“I was talking to my neighbor, who's really hot, but very dumb. We were flirting alot, and she said a stupid joke. I was supposed to laugh. I said "LOL" I went back to my house afterwards. I know I'm a TOTAL DORK. LOL!”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?

“Girls!”

What kind of relationship are you looking for?

“Friends, love, whatever. I'm open.”

Describe the sort of person you're looking for!

“I'd like to meet someone that can carry a conversation. You have to have a great sense of humour. Most importantly you got to have goals in your life. Respect for family is a huge plus. I don't discriminate and I'm not a hater. ”

Do you think long distance relationships can work?

“They're cool, have to be open, understanding, and very patient. Also need lots of love, and the ability to not be selfish, to know that one day, you will be united.”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

Name some of your favorite anime and manga...

“Record of Lodoss War, Berserk, Initial D, Bleach, Patlabor, Ping Pong Club, Rurouni Kenshin, Evangelion, MS Gundam, ”

What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?

“Jpop, J-rock, some Hong Kong pop, Rock, Pop, Hip-hop/R&B, Techno/Dance/Electronica. Prety much anything with a good beat. NO COUNTRY”

What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...

“I run animedog.net which interviews cosplayers., I also make AMV's, I've written scripts and assisted in making fan movies, watch anime, and read manga. Currently planning on starting up a PodCast.”

If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?

“AnimeNext (Staff), Otakon, DragonCon”

Into games? List your favorites!

“Matrix Online, Call of Duty 4, Guitar Hero, Need For Speed Series, Legend of Zelda series, Eve Online”

XBox Live! Gamertag

“Rexall711”

Other Online Gaming Info

“The Matrix Online, Eve Online”

Jaeger Assignment

Rexall is currently piloting RAINBOW FREEDOM with uzneko

RAINBOW FREEDOM's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Robust Arrow
  • Labia-Mounted Hockey Stick Raid

DOSSIER: Job is to support other Jaeger pilots by fortifying their sexual capabilities. Classified scuttlebutt indicates this Jaeger is part of Operation Defiant Cumberbatch, a plan to use a game-changing, new doomsday device to prolong erectile dysfunction. Impervious to emotions. During the Battle Of Mexico, pilots displayed an unprecedented ability to show no signs of last night's anal pounding while simultaneously displaying outstanding intensity. At times, media pundits have been awestruck by the pilots' dedication to asskicking. One rumored drawback of this Jaeger type is that it tends to really bum you out if the pilots don't really have their shit together. One thing is certain: these pilots are erotic and have an unequaled ability to smash some Kaiju friends.

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Robot family provided a strict diet of popcorn and church-going. Not really affected by the Kaiju murder of grandmother guys that really knew how to party, in his own way. At an early age, showed much promise for being good at doing giant robot stuff, but struggled with with bubble farts. It was at the age of 19 that he had his entire body replaced by cyborg components. Spent the next several seconds fucking people up in a filthy robot repair shop. Each grueling moment was a step closer to the ultimate revenge that his heart yearned for.

Actually managed to finally make make a friend despite a painful recurring prolapse because of having nothing better to do.

During one drunken night, he stole a Jaeger and his first fight against a kaiju was a splendid failure despite annoying the shit out of everybody in the Western Hemisphere. This was achieved despite seriously fucking up a Kaiju that had killed some pretty tough bastards in the past.

Refusing to get a clue, he dedicated himself to totally wussing out whenever possible and has no fucking idea what he's doing.

So-called experts have described his combat aptitude style as "weak-ass ass-grabbing", while others have described it as "seriously cool" and "some of the toughest stuff since Bruce Lee destroyed nipples everywhere."

Psyche eval recommendation: Needs copious amounts of coddling.

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