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Age: 33Gender: FLocation: Alexandria, VA
Joined: 13 years ago on 02/18/06Last Visit: 4 years agoType: Gold Member Paid Member Privileges: YesPrivileges Expire: 427 days from now
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Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!
“im a country girl at heart”
Current Relationship Status
What do you do for fun?
“get lost ”
What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.
“barista at Seattle's Best (coffee shop in borders)”
What's your dream job?
“to open an inernet cafe/ bar that is open only at night in DC”
Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!
“we were on the way to take my best friend to her wedding, and we almost left her at the hairstylist.”
Which gender are you interested in?
“Guys or girls!”
What kind of relationship are you looking for?
“Friends, love, whatever. I'm open.”
Describe the sort of person you're looking for!
“funloving, funny ”
Do you think long distance relationships can work?
“not so much”
Name some of your favorite anime and manga...
“Sailor Moon, Card Captor Sakura, Ai Yori Aoshi, Full Metal Alchemist, Fruits Basket, DearS, Chobits, Inuyasha, Kenshin, Tsubasa, Dokoru-chan, Fushigi Yuugi, Onegai Teacher, Excel Saga”
What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?
“a little bit of everything....you say it i may like it”
If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?
“Anime USA, Katsucon, AX”
Into games? List your favorites!
“final fantasy 9 and 8, DDR, Gauntlet, Animal Crossing, Smash brothers melee, super strikers, battlefield 2, Diablo II”
Other Online Gaming Info
“gunbound, Diablo II, World of Warcraft”
sweetnekojen is currently piloting STABBER STABBER with Taiken
STABBER STABBER's special combat abilities are known to include:
DOSSIER: Job is to perform lightning-like offense intended to confuse the Kaiju by fucking up their children. Classified scuttlebutt indicates this Jaeger is part of Operation Secret Rimjob, a plan to use an experimental, ancient boner pill to prolong erectile dysfunction. As we all know historians will eventually forgive the pilots for their role in Operation Defiant Cumberbatch, during which most of London was destroyed in an effort to get laid. The only question facing these pilots, who have been friends since childhood, is this: can they eradicate the Kaiju without murdering each other first?
MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Mother was the kind of 'earthy' lesbian that has huge arms and is really into the Indigo Girls. Father was a drug lord. Existence didn't really change much when nipples were fellated by creepy street artists. It was at the age of 23 that she had her entire body replaced by cyborg components. Reluctantly spent the next several years trying to get laid in a hidden field. Each enchanting lesson was a step toward the true mastery of self-control that her parents expected from her.Was accepted to Harvard despite being completely blind because people figured the world was ending anyway, so who cares?.After becoming a Jaeger Pilot, her debut fight against a kaiju was a disturbingly violent affair despite "accidentally" killing a bunch of innocent bystanders. Thanks to her efforts, most of the city was saved and the rest was consumed by Biebermania.Following the heroic but sort of misguided clusterfuck, pilot was immediately promoted to bat boy for the Mets by a guy that wandered in off of the street and was pretty much just into promoting people."You, you can study the training videos all day long," says one homeless guy on a park bench. "But when you're actually out there fighting, and you're completely drunk you better forget everything Mommy said and react to the crazy situation at hand. If you don't, you might as well be playing for the Mets. And trust me, this is one crazy asshole who totally gets that."Psyche eval recommendation: Just needs cuddling.
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