Reicheru Buster Machine No. 5609
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About Reicheru Age: 32 Gender: F Location: Visalia, CA Joined: 10 years ago on 02/27/06 Last Visit: 7 years ago Type: Gold Member Paid Member Privileges: Yes Privileges Expire: 312 days from now
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PASSIONATE DYNAMITE with Jesus-Centered Otaku
PASSIONATE DYNAMITE's special combat abilities are known to include:
Toxic Punch Barracuda's Punch Barrage
DOSSIER: Likes to help civilians by augmenting their weapons power. Perhaps historians will eventually salute the pilots for their role in Operation Final Hercules, during which most of Philadelphia was destroyed in an effort to capture a living Kaiju. Sometimes, the pilots' parents have expressed concern over the pilots' general cleanliness. One known drawback of this Jaeger type is that it may cause incurable cancer pretty much any time you even look at it. Everybody agrees: these pilots are smoking hot and have one purpose, which is to break some Kaiju brains.
MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Mother was a good example of bio-engineering gone wrong. Father was an arms dealer. Greatly devastated by the cyborg conversion of family dog guys that really knew how to party, in her own way. At an early age, showed much promise for being able to walk in a straight line, but struggled with with not slaughtering literally every living being she encountered. It was at the age of 6 that she discovered bathing. Each grueling beat-down was a step toward the ultimate revenge that most people would stay the fuck away from.
Found herself at Yale where she studied forbidden knowledge, where it soon became apparent that she was a true genius. After becoming a Jaeger Pilot, her debut fight against a kaiju was a fucked-up success despite infuriating a bunch of innocent bystanders. This was achieved despite fighting a Kaiju that seemed to be addicted to heroin or something. When the dust settled after the grueling battle, pilot was immediately promoted to bat boy for the Mets by pretty much the only other person that was still alive. "Buddy, you can beat your dick to YouTube videos all you want," says one flight instructor. "But when you're actually out there fighting an unknown giant monster from another fucking dimension, and half of your robot is on fire and the other half is severely damaged you better forget everything you learned and react to the life or death situation right in front of you. If you don't, you're fucked. And trust me, this is one crazy asshole who has mastered that." Psyche eval recommendation: Will perform if given enough gummi bears. Geek dating and social networking for awesome people. Sign Up. Join OtakuBooty! OtakuBooty is where smart, funny, sexy nerds meet. Creating an account is free. Full membership is $4/month or $15/year. Cheap! Press People. Need material? Cover OB for your site, blog, podcast, magazine, or what-have-you. More info » Want Your Stuff Reviewed By OB? Just send us your press releases and requests to review your products.