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feytaline

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About feytaline

Age: 36
Gender: F
Location: Park, IN

Joined: 13 years ago on 03/04/06
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Jaeger Assignment

feytaline is currently piloting RAMBUNCTIOUS TORNADO with Maur_dib

RAMBUNCTIOUS TORNADO's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Drunken Arm Punch
  • Mustache-Mounted Slicer

DOSSIER: Job is to perform strategic offense designed to pulverize the Kaiju by fucking up their limbs. May be vulnerable to emotions. The only question facing these pilots, who everybody is pretty sure are direct blood relatives, is this: can they piss all over the Kaiju without slaughtering each other first?

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Basically kind of hung out with fairly normal parents in the peaceful swamps of Pittsburgh. Life was transformed permanently when nipples were eaten by her little brother. It was at the age of 5 that she discovered bathing. Spent the next several seconds getting her ass kicked in a filthy abandoned rest stop. Each withering beat-down was a step away from the sensitive touching that her parents expected from her.

Played first base for the Mets despite being addicted to blowjobs because of her burning passion to succeed.

She soon joined the Robot Army and, after sucking and fucking her way into a Jaeger, her first fight against a kaiju was a fucked-up failure despite impregnating basically everybody. This was achieved despite running away from a Kaiju that had pretty much no fucking clue at all.

Deciding to rest on her laurels, she re-dedicated herself to drinking a lot and as usual, is really shitting the bed.

"The thing is," says her commander, "She'd be a lot worse at fucking up some fucking Kaiju if she stopped being an asshole. Ah, what are you going to do? Life is crazy like that."

Psyche eval recommendation: Could save us all someday.

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