Brinnamon Buster Machine No. 5716
Leave a Comment
About Brinnamon Age: 33 Gender: F Location: Seattle, WA Joined: 14 years ago on 03/16/06 Last Visit: 3 years ago Type: Gold Member Paid Member Privileges: Yes Privileges Expire: 359 days from now
Contact InformationContact information, such as a Member's e-mail and instant messenger information, can only be viewed by other Members! If you're already a Member, use the login form on the left side of the screen, or click here to log in. If you're not a Member yet, why not join us and be a part of the fun? Did You Know? You've viewed their Profile 9544 times Would You Hit It? Would Brinnamon?
[current user isn't logged in]
Tell Us About Yourself...
Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!
“Are those sad tissues... or happy tissues?”
What do you do for fun?
“Playing house. ”
Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!
“Me and some friends taught Uchuu Sentai Noiz the hand sign for "the shocker". "Pinku... Stinku=Shokaa!" ”
Who Are You Looking For?
Which gender are you interested in?
“Guys or girls!”
What kind of relationship are you looking for?
“Here to make friends only”
Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff
Name some of your favorite anime and manga...
“NANA. Paradise Kiss. Mars. AirGear. Suzumiya Haruhi no Yuutsu. Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei. Bleach. Deathnote. Strawberry Marshmallow. Tramps Like Us. Fruits Basket. FMA. Q-ko Chan. Utena. Kadocha. ”
Into games? List your favorites!
“My Sims Kingdom. Wario Ware Smooth Moves. Zelda. Oblivion. SUPER MARIO FUCKING GALAXY. Pokemon Ranger.”
Brinnamon is currently piloting
DANGER SLEDGEHAMMER with Kasai
DANGER SLEDGEHAMMER's special combat abilities are known to include:
Killer Scissor of Devastation Overwhelming Tackle
DOSSIER: Job is to supply overwhelming offense intended to insult the Kaiju by fingerbanging their faces. Top-secret rumors indicates this Jaeger is part of Operation Unstoppable Derelict, a plan to use a game-changing, ancient atomic missile to decisively end the designated hitter rule. In the past, other Jaeger pilots have been awestruck by the pilots' alcohol tolerance. Make no doubt about it: these pilots are terrifying and nobody questions their dedication to choice of personal grooming habits.
MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Basically kind of hung out with fairly normal parents in the dangerous slums of Madagascar. Deeply aroused by the death of her hamster while masturbating. At an early age, showed great aptitude for being a pickpocket, but struggled with with basically everything else. It was at the age of 5 that she had her entire body replaced by cyborg components. Decided to spend the next several seconds fighting for survival in a hidden robot repair shop. Each suprisingly filthy yeast infection was a step away from the triumph that that her sense of honor demanded.
Mentored by the greatest Jaeger pilot of all time despite refusing to talk about anything besides collecting Pokemon because she was the one foretold by the prophecy. With a fighting style that combined the tendency toward inappropriate touching of a seasoned expert with depressingly inconsistent passion, termed "Invincible Elephant Style", she soon gained the sensitive touchings of her master. She soon joined the Robot Army and, after sucking and fucking her way into a Jaeger, her first fight against a kaiju was a limp-dicked success despite impregnating her best friend. This was achieved despite seriously fucking up a Kaiju with extremely low self-esteem. Deciding to finally show a regard for common sense or even reality itself, she dedicated herself to experimenting with foreplay instead of jumping right into "the good stuff" and and is, frankly, not having a lot of success. "The thing is," says her commander, "She'd be a lot worse at something other than this if she took my dick out of her mouth once in a while. But that's what makes a good soldier, right?" Psyche eval recommendation: Needs more nipple touching. Geek dating and social networking for awesome people. Sign Up. Join OtakuBooty! OtakuBooty is where smart, funny, sexy nerds meet. Creating an account is free. Full membership is $4/month or $15/year. Cheap! Press People. Need material? Cover OB for your site, blog, podcast, magazine, or what-have-you. More info » Want Your Stuff Reviewed By OB? Just send us your press releases and requests to review your products.