Brinnamon

Age: 34
Gender: F
Location: Seattle, WA

Joined: 15 years ago on 03/16/06
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Brinnamon is currently piloting DANGER SLEDGEHAMMER with Kasai

DANGER SLEDGEHAMMER's special combat abilities are known to include:

• Killer Scissor of Devastation
• Overwhelming Tackle

DOSSIER: Job is to supply overwhelming offense intended to insult the Kaiju by fingerbanging their faces. Top-secret rumors indicates this Jaeger is part of Operation Unstoppable Derelict, a plan to use a game-changing, ancient atomic missile to decisively end the designated hitter rule. In the past, other Jaeger pilots have been awestruck by the pilots' alcohol tolerance. Make no doubt about it: these pilots are terrifying and nobody questions their dedication to choice of personal grooming habits.

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Basically kind of hung out with fairly normal parents in the dangerous slums of Madagascar. Deeply aroused by the death of her hamster while masturbating. At an early age, showed great aptitude for being a pickpocket, but struggled with with basically everything else. It was at the age of 5 that she had her entire body replaced by cyborg components. Decided to spend the next several seconds fighting for survival in a hidden robot repair shop. Each suprisingly filthy yeast infection was a step away from the triumph that that her sense of honor demanded.

Mentored by the greatest Jaeger pilot of all time despite refusing to talk about anything besides collecting Pokemon because she was the one foretold by the prophecy. With a fighting style that combined the tendency toward inappropriate touching of a seasoned expert with depressingly inconsistent passion, termed "Invincible Elephant Style", she soon gained the sensitive touchings of her master.

She soon joined the Robot Army and, after sucking and fucking her way into a Jaeger, her first fight against a kaiju was a limp-dicked success despite impregnating her best friend. This was achieved despite seriously fucking up a Kaiju with extremely low self-esteem.

Deciding to finally show a regard for common sense or even reality itself, she dedicated herself to experimenting with foreplay instead of jumping right into "the good stuff" and and is, frankly, not having a lot of success.

"The thing is," says her commander, "She'd be a lot worse at something other than this if she took my dick out of her mouth once in a while. But that's what makes a good soldier, right?"

Psyche eval recommendation: Needs more nipple touching.