Grave

Age: 40
Gender: M
Location: Copiague, NY

Joined: 14 years ago on 03/17/06
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Grave is currently piloting WHIPPERSNAPPER BADASS with Icewind

WHIPPERSNAPPER BADASS's special combat abilities are known to include:

• Erotic Whip
• Nothingness Bash Technique

DOSSIER: Primary role is supporting friendly forces by fortifying their offensive power. Top-secret scuttlebutt indicates this Jaeger is part of Operation Frisky Freedom, a plan to use an experimental, new nuclear weapon to hopefully end inflation. May be vulnerable to alcohol. Certainly historians will eventually forgive the pilots for their role in Operation Erotic Cumberbatch, during which most of Mexico was destroyed in an effort to figure out what all of the buttons on the Jaeger's control panel actually did. Everybody agrees: these pilots are smoking hot and nobody questions their dedication to intensity.

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Abusive family provided a strict diet of unconditional love and acceptance... and and intellectual stimulation. At an early age, showed great aptitude for being good at doing giant robot stuff, but struggled with with drinking more than two or three beers without acting like an asshole.. It was at the age of 6 that he discovered bathing. Each joyful yeast infection was a step toward becoming a true sexual being, and was all that most people would stay the fuck away from.

Was accepted to Harvard despite refusing to talk about anything besides collecting Pokemon because his mother forced him to. With a fighting style that combined the spirit of the toughest son-of-a-bitch you ever met with never-before-seen power, termed "Elegant Bastard Style", he soon gained the admiration of top-notch motherfuckers from around the world.

During one drunken night, he stole a Jaeger and his debut fight against a kaiju was a fucked-up success despite killing nearly anybody that gave a shit. This was achieved despite fighting a Kaiju that seemed to be addicted to heroin or something.

When the dust settled after the grueling battle, pilot was immediately promoted to General by that guy nobody really talked to but apparently had the power to promote people, so whatever.

Haters have described his Jaeger tactics style as "embarrassing dick-slapping", while people who actually know what he's talking about have described it as "the kind of thing legends are made of" and "some of the toughest stuff since Arnold Schwartzeneggar destroyed your mom."

Psyche eval recommendation: Is probably a fucking maniac.