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HezaChan

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About HezaChan

Age: 34
Gender: F
Location: San Francisco, CA

Joined: 13 years ago on 03/28/06
Last Visit: 4 years ago
Type: Gold Member
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Tell Us About Yourself...

Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!

“Hi, I find myself to be outgoing, and my friends say I'm fun to be around. I also like to draw, and just having fun! I'll whoop your ass in Soul Calibur XD”

Current Relationship Status

“I'm in an exclusive relationship.”

What do you do for fun?

“Cosplay, Drawing Anime, bowling, and hanging out with friends. I also love to watch Chinese KungFu Movies! :D”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“Pet Care Specialist at a Boarding Facility for pets”

What's your dream job?

“Animator, anything that has to do with graphic design, or having an office job of some sort.”

Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!

“My mind is drawing a blank...”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?

“Guys!”

What kind of relationship are you looking for?

“I'm here to stalk John Booty”

Describe the sort of person you're looking for!

“Someone like Christopher Walken. ”

Do you think long distance relationships can work?

“I think they can work. It takes a lot, wait, a SHITLOAD of patience.”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

Name some of your favorite anime and manga...

“Riot --best manga. Satoshi Kon -- best director (RIP). Saber Marionette J - best anime series ever.”

What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?

“Yeah. Metal, J-pop, K-rock, Industrial, Hardcore, Hindu Music, Trance, Techno --basically anything with a good beat. (Seo TaiJi, Novasonic, Hikaru Utada, Megumi Hayashibara, Ayumi Hamasaki, Deathboy etc..)”

What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...

“I cosplay, and enjoy going to anime conventions.”

Into games? List your favorites!

“Yes! Pump it Up, Katamari Damacy, Soul Calibur, Darkstalkers, GTA3, Unreal Tournament 2003, Seroius Sam, ToeJam and Earl, and all Sonic games known to man.”

Jaeger Assignment

HezaChan is currently piloting WONDROUS STALLION with darthbeekler

WONDROUS STALLION's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Spicy Arm Bodycheck
  • Brilliant Boomerang of Sexuality

DOSSIER: Job is is to destroy Kaiju and supply perilous tax advice to civilians. Make no doubt about it: these pilots are fun-loving and nobody questions their dedication to sexual health.

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Basically kind of hung out with monks in the idyllic swamps of Transylvania. Greatly affected by the death of grandmother because it was her idea in the first place. At an early age, showed no promise for not being a total fuck-up, but struggled with with getting thrown out of pet stores because of inappropriate touching. It was at the age of 23 that she discovered bathing. Each sexual beat-down was a step closer to the bloody satisfaction that her heart yearned for.

Truly blossomed by the school of life where she studied economics, where it soon became apparent that she was a true genius. With a fighting style that combined the gassy outbursts of a drunken sailor with unbeatable sensuality, termed "Elegant Monkey Style", she soon gained the sensitive touchings of perverts all over the world.

She soon joined the Robot Army and, after sucking and fucking her way into a Jaeger, her first fight against a kaiju was a disturbingly violent success despite impregnating nearly anybody that gave a shit. This was achieved despite seriously fucking up a Kaiju that had killed some pretty tough bastards in the past.

Refusing to rest on her laurels, she re-dedicated herself to square dancing and and is, frankly, not having a lot of success.

Jealous people have described her combat aptitude style as "second-rate ass-grabbing", while people who actually know what she's talking about have described it as "seriously cool" and "some of the coolest Jaeger piloting since Mike Tyson ravaged my face."

Psyche eval recommendation: Needs copious amounts of coddling.

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