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nekoninja

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About nekoninja

Age: 35
Gender: F
Location: Philadelphia, PA

Joined: 13 years ago on 03/30/06
Last Visit: 9 years ago
Type: Gold Member
Paid Member Privileges: Yes
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Tell Us About Yourself...

Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!

“Basically, 'Why should we read your profile?!'. I am a nice and easy-going girl. I like to meet new people and learn. When I get to know someone I'm fun and random and when you're my friend, you're my friend for life. Everything else you'll find out.”

Current Relationship Status

“I'm single.”

What do you do for fun?

“Watch asian cinema (Azumi, The Returner, Versus , Twins+Effect, Sky High, Bichunmoo), read fiction, download music, shoot pool”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“Medical Assistant”

What's your dream job?

“Voice Actress/Actress in general/Superheroine”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?

“Guys or girls!”

What kind of relationship are you looking for?

“Here to make friends only”

Describe the sort of person you're looking for!

“Fun, local otakus like myself. ”

Do you think long distance relationships can work?

“They're doable. In the end, the couple must have be able to spend time phsyically together for a real future.”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

Name some of your favorite anime and manga...

“Chobits, Elfen Lied, Trigun, Matantei Loki, His and Her Circumstances, Princess Tutu, 12 Kingdoms, X/1999, Fruits Basket, Full Metal Panic!, Dragon Half, Ranma 1/2, Samurai X, Armitage lll [Polymatrix], Princess Mononoke, Gravitation, Golden Boy”

What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?

“All types [except country] I've become addicted to Within Temptation and Nightwish, worshipful of the Phantom of the Opera soundtrack, I dig the classics of Stevie Nicks/Fleetwood Mac”

What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...

“Most of the above? I watch anime, play RPGs”

If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?

“Zenkaion! ( wish I could go to Otakon...)”

Into games? List your favorites!

“Star Ocean 2: The Second Story, Legend of Dragoon, Final Fantasy X & 7, Shadow Hearts series, Soul Calibur series, Dead or Alive, Shadow of the Colossus”

Other Online Gaming Info

“Guild Wars, Ragnarok Online”

Jaeger Assignment

nekoninja is currently piloting BLITZKRIEG DANGER with Mookinator

BLITZKRIEG DANGER's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Penis-Mounted Shield
  • Hornet's Strike

DOSSIER: Primary function is is to supply helpful tax advice to other Jaeger pilots, even during the heartbreak of desperate brawls. Cannot be damaged by sensitive enemies. As we all know that one of its most infamous moments of the war occured during Operation Defiant Asshole when the pilots sacrificed countless children in order to save several terabytes of pornography. In the past, homeless men have complimented the pilots' lovemaking abilities. Everybody agrees: these pilots are terrifying and nobody questions their dedication to masturbation habits.

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Mother was a loving parent. Father was an arms dealer. At an early age, showed much promise for being good at doing giant robot stuff, but struggled with with bubble farts. It was at the age of 5 that she stopped being a huge pussy. Each suprisingly filthy day was a step toward the kind of shit that her heart yearned for.

Truly blossomed at Sweet Valley High where she studied the best ways to get laid, where it soon became apparent that she was a once-in-a-lifetime talent.

She soon joined the Robot Army and, after sucking and fucking her way into a Jaeger, her first fight against a kaiju was a splendid triumph despite "accidentally" killing a bunch of nerds. Due to her actions, most of the city was saved and the rest was covered in sexual fluids.

Refusing to get a clue, she dedicated herself to becoming even more of a badass and and is, frankly, not having a lot of success.

"Listen up, rookie, you can beat your dick to YouTube videos all you want," says one homeless guy on a park bench. "But when you're actually out there trying to save the Earth, and you're completely drunk you better forget everything Mommy said and react to the life or death situation right in front of you. If you don't, you might as well be playing for the Mets. Trust me, this is one soldier who has mastered that."

Psyche eval recommendation: Will perform if given enough gummi bears.

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