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Age: 34Gender: MLocation: West Des Moines, IA
Joined: 13 years ago on 03/30/06Last Visit: 9 months agoType: Gold Member Paid Member Privileges: YesPrivileges Expire: 529 days from now
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Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!
“I'm a fan of unfair surprisery!”
Current Relationship Status
What do you do for fun?
“I like playing video games, chatting on my computer, and hanging out with my friends.”
What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.
“I have graduated Business College with a degree in Computer Network Administration, and now I work full-time as a Computer Operator (glorified term for digital data babysitter)”
What's your dream job?
“My dream job would be to an archaeologist, like Doctor Jones.”
Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!
“Well, my friend and I were dueling with lightsabers (broomsticks) for a movie we were making, and I got smacked in the face during a full swing...it stung, but was funny as heck (especially since I caught it on film)”
Which gender are you interested in?
What kind of relationship are you looking for?
“Friends, love, whatever. I'm open.”
Describe the sort of person you're looking for!
“I would love to meet a person who shares a lot of common interests with me, one who's fun to be around, and one who likes me for me.”
Do you think long distance relationships can work?
“If you find the right person, it just clicks, long distance or not”
Name some of your favorite anime and manga...
“Bleach, Mahou Sensei Negima, Ghost in the Shell, Hellsing, Fullmetal Alchemist, Trigun”
What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?
“Led Zeppelin, Joe Walsh, Pink Floyd, mc chris, Boston, Styx, a LOT of classic rock!”
What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...
“Watching anime, reading manga, playing video games, photography, drawing, all that good stuff!”
If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?
“I have attended AnimeIowa and Acen for many years, and also went to Otakon in 2006, but that seems forever ago.”
Into games? List your favorites!
“Zelda, Final Fantasy, Kingdom Hearts, just to name a few series. I also love EarthBound, Guitar Hero, and SSB(M)”
Other Online Gaming Info
“Diablo III, World of Warcraft, The Old Republic.”
HyrulianGeek is currently piloting LIBERTY FREEDOM with SetaGinny
LIBERTY FREEDOM's special combat abilities are known to include:
DOSSIER: Primary function is is to disable Kaiju and supply helpful repair services to other Jaegers. Classified whispers indicates this Jaeger is part of Operation Rainbow Rumble, a plan to use a game-changing, truly astonishing atomic missile to prolong struggle against Kaiju. During the Battle Of Los Angeles, pilots displayed an unprecedented ability to protect their friends while simultaneously displaying outstanding combat effectivness. One thing is certain: these pilots are seriously bad-ass and nobody questions their dedication to general cleanliness.
MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Mother was a sexy robot. Father was the kind of guy who didn't merely shit the bed - he rolled around in it as well.. Existence was transformed permanently when friends were kidnapped by jealous bitches. It was at the age of 6 that he had his entire body replaced by cyborg components. Soon, he totally failed to unlock the techniques of Hokuto Shinken. Each withering lesson was a step toward the true mastery of self-control that most people would stay the fuck away from.Truly blossomed in a den of thieves where he studied martial arts, where it soon became apparent that absolutely nobody was ever going to give a shit about him.He soon joined the Robot Army and, after sucking and fucking his way into a Jaeger, his debut fight against a kaiju was a completely insane triumph despite annoying the shit out of everybody in the Western Hemisphere. This was achieved despite seriously fucking up a Kaiju that seemed to be addicted to heroin or something.When the dust settled after the touching clusterfuck, pilot was reluctantly promoted to the newly-created title of Lord Not-To-Be-Fucked-With by by popular demand."The thing is," says his commander, "He'd be a lot better at everything if he opened up his hearts. But that's what makes a good soldier, right?"Psyche eval recommendation: A rare blend of sensuality and passion.
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