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Phaedra

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About Phaedra

Age: 29
Gender: F
Location: San Diego, CA

Joined: 8 years ago on 04/01/06
Last Visit: 4 days ago
Type: Gold Member
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Tell Us About Yourself...

Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!

“Crazy-haired, stenography-school-attending, all around awesome housewife.”

Current Relationship Status

“I'm in an exclusive relationship.”

What do you do for fun?

“I'm a bookworm. I like lots of types of music. I frequently spend time thinking about what I can bake next that will make everyone hate/love me.”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“I make excellent coffee for those who know me from my slingin' days. I can make phenomenal chocolate, for those who know me from my chocolaterie days. Nowadays, I practice stenography a lot and keep house for the most wonderful man I've ever married.”

What's your dream job?

“Rock star, lighting designer, and actress. ALL AT ONCE.”

Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!

“Once, when the DH was on deployment, he sent me a giant box in the mail. I was SO excited! I dragged it inside, and made myself wait a whole five minutes before opening it to find 24 aqua globes inside. We only have one plant.”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?

“Guys or girls!”

What kind of relationship are you looking for?

“I'm here to stalk John Booty”

Describe the sort of person you're looking for!

“I prefer people with personalities instead of those who rely on stereotypes to get by. I do not appreciate trolls or trolling. I do not like 'hurr, dicks/poo/fart' humor.”

Do you think long distance relationships can work?

“They're tough. Incredibly so. With the right person, they can be rewarding.”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

Name some of your favorite anime and manga...

“Slayers, Planet Ladder, Read or Die, Alice 19th, Trigun, Cowboy Bebop, Shamanic Princess, Gankutsuo... there's more, just ask.”

What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?

“The Cliks, Placebo, David Bowie, Ima Robot, Freezepop, MCR, Gackt, Malice Mizer, Dir En Grey, Josh Groban, Debussy, Vivaldi, PDQ Bach... I like almost anything. Ask and you shall find out!”

What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...

“I read manga, watch anime, play videogames, cosplay, draw, sew, bake, and all sorts of things like that.”

If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?

“My life is filled with poor at the moment. I am conless for the forseeable future.”

Into games? List your favorites!

“Gitaroo Man, Guitar Hero, Space Channel 5, Guilty Gear, Final Fantasy, Kingdom Hearts, Zelda's too much fun to lose an afternoon in, etc, etc..”

Jaeger Assignment

Phaedra is currently piloting WONDROUS GOITER with John Booty

WONDROUS GOITER's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Crimson Nippletwister
  • Spectacular Suckerpunch of Doom

DOSSIER: Likes to help other Jaeger pilots by fortifying their party capabilities. Top-secret rumors indicates this Jaeger is part of Operation Flagrant Sword, a plan to use a fucked-up, ancient fried chicken recipe to end erectile dysfunction. Cannot be damaged by violent attacks. During the Battle Of Yankee Stadium, pilots displayed an unprecedented ability to maintain an emotionless expression while simultaneously displaying outstanding lovemaking abilities. One rumored drawback of this Jaeger type is that it tends to cause incurable cancer if the pilots don't really have their shit together. The only question facing these pilots, who nobody has ever fucking heard of before, is this: can they fingerbang the Kaiju without destroying each other first?

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Adopted by mongooses in the dangerous foothills of New York. Life didn't really change much when nipples were kidnapped by jealous bitches. It was at the age of 6 that she swore revenge. Eventually, she learned the techniques of baking. Each joyful beat-down was a step away from the triumph that most people would stay the fuck away from.

Unlocked her inner unicorn on the streets where she studied Eastern religion, where it soon became apparent that she was a true genius.

After becoming a Jaeger Pilot, her debut fight against a kaiju was a completely insane affair despite "accidentally" killing nearly anybody that gave a shit. This was achieved despite seriously fucking up a Kaiju a code name of "Ass Chuckle" which meant nobody really took it seriously, despite the fact that it was actually pretty tough.

Refusing to listen to everybody else for a change, she re-dedicated herself to totally wussing out whenever possible and has no fucking idea what she's doing.

"The thing is," says her commander, "She'd be a lot worse at not completely getting the shit kicked out of her if she hugged a puppy once in a while. Ah, what are you going to do? Life is crazy like that."

Psyche eval recommendation: Promote immediately.

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