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Peabody

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About Peabody

Age: 41
Gender: M
Location: Boca Raton, FL

Joined: 13 years ago on 04/08/06
Last Visit: 3 years ago
Type: Gold Member
Paid Member Privileges: Yes
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Tell Us About Yourself...

Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!

“Embrace the Martian.”

Current Relationship Status

“I'm single.”

What do you do for fun?

“Fly through the clouds. Sail the seven seas. Drink rum. Bury treasure. Fight ninjas.”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“Laugh, eat, cry, sleep.”

What's your dream job?

“Gynecologist to the Stars”

Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!

“Once when I was growing up, I measured my erection with a wood ruler. The irony was lost on me.”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?

“Guys or girls!”

Describe the sort of person you're looking for!

“a cyborg, someone from the future, or both.”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...

“Video games, horror movies, and anime.”

Into games? List your favorites!

“Playstation 3!”

Jaeger Assignment

Peabody is currently piloting ROTUND GOTHAM with machibunny

ROTUND GOTHAM's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Drunken Tackle Raid of Knowledge
  • Raptor's Flamethrower of Sexuality

DOSSIER: Primary function is is to supply much-needed counseling services to basically anybody who asks, even during the heartbreak of night-time skirmishes. Top-secret whispers indicates this Jaeger is part of Operation Rainbow Freedom, a plan to use a game-changing, secret nuclear weapon to hopefully end the designated hitter rule. During the Battle Of Washington D.C., pilots displayed an unprecedented ability to look really cool while simultaneously displaying outstanding intensity. One rumored drawback of this Jaeger type is that it tends to blind everybody in a one-mile radius, pretty much ruining their lives, if either pilot is Mexican, which is really racist if you think about it. One thing is certain: these pilots are erotic and nobody questions their dedication to choice of personal grooming habits.

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Robot family provided a strict diet of lima beans and comic books. Greatly aroused by the conversion to Islam of father while masturbating. At an early age, showed no promise for playing the piano, but struggled with with controlling his emotions. It was at the age of 23 that he swore revenge. Reluctantly spent the next several seconds training his guts out in a filthy alley. Each sexual moment was a step closer to the bloody satisfaction that his heart yearned for.

Found himself at the school of hard knocks where he studied forbidden knowledge, where it soon became apparent that absolutely nobody was ever going to give a shit about him. With a fighting style that combined the speed of a seasoned expert with surprising sensuality, termed "Invincible Hulk Style", he soon gained the sensitive touchings of commanders.

After becoming a Jaeger Pilot, his debut fight against a kaiju was a delightful affair despite "accidentally" killing Whoopi Goldberg. This was achieved despite running away from a Kaiju that would have made the toughest hombre you ever met shit his pants in three seconds flat.

When the dust settled after the heroic but sort of misguided clusterfuck, pilot was immediately promoted to the general's dogwalker by that guy nobody really talked to but apparently had the power to promote people, so whatever.

"Buddy, you can study the training videos all you want," says one commanding officer. "But when you're actually out there with a dick in your ass, and you have a dick in your mouth you better forget everything he taught you and react to the fucked-up situation even if you're pretty sure you're hallucinating. If you don't, somebody's going to get pregnant. And trust me, this is one pilot who will never have any clue about that."

Psyche eval recommendation: Promote immediately.

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