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Age: 33Gender: FLocation: San Pablo, CA
Joined: 8 years ago on 04/15/06Last Visit: 7 years agoType: Gold Member Paid Member Privileges: None
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Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!
“I am easy to get along with IF you follow the golden rule. (i.e. treat me how you would like to be treated)”
Current Relationship Status
“Seeing some people, not tied down.”
What do you do for fun?
“All kinds of things.”
What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.
“I work at Walgreens as a Certified Photo Tech and am a cosplay model. ”
What's your dream job?
“Jet setting socialite (Paris Hilton)”
Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!
“I do funny things all the time. I like to warm up my reeses pieces in the microwave so they're gooey inside...”
Which gender are you interested in?
“Guys or girls!”
What kind of relationship are you looking for?
“Here to make friends only”
Describe the sort of person you're looking for!
Do you think long distance relationships can work?
“I think I'd miss them too much.”
Name some of your favorite anime and manga...
“Bleach, Cowboy Bebop, Samurai Champloo, FMA, Ouran High School Host Club, Fushigi Yuugi, Death Note, etc. I'm not heavy into mech, but I love the FMP stuff.”
What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?
“Pretty much everything but country, with the exception of Johnny Cash.”
What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...
“I watch anime, sew, cosplay, read manga, draw and make AMVs.”
If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?
“I usually go to almost all of the ones around the San Francisco bay area. ”
Into games? List your favorites!
“Mario games, Final Fantasy games, Civilization 2, DDR/In the Groove games”
h-chan is currently piloting BELLOWING BEEFCAKE with Lunaar
BELLOWING BEEFCAKE's special combat abilities are known to include:
DOSSIER: Role is is to attack Kaiju and supply courageous blowjobs to friendly forces. Impervious to harsh criticism. Make no doubt about it: these pilots are seriously bad-ass and live to eradicate some Kaiju reproductive organs.
MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Mother was a famous CEO. Father was a drug lord. At an early age, showed no promise for playing the piano, but struggled with with boner control. It was at the age of 5 that she swore revenge. As time progressed, she learned the techniques of drinking. Each surpising moment was a step closer to the triumph that most people would stay the fuck away from.Slept with a village of hobos despite being completely blind because of her immense determination.During one drunken night, she stole a Jaeger and her first fight against a kaiju was a delightful triumph despite annoying the shit out of a bunch of innocent bystanders. Due to her actions, most of the town was destroyed and the rest was pretty fucked-up to begin with so who cares really.Refusing to learn a lesson, she dedicated herself to becoming even more of a badass and as usual, is really shitting the bed."Buddy, you can read the textbooks all day long," says one homeless guy on a park bench. "But when you're actually out there trying to save the Earth, and you have an unexpected orgasm you better forget everything you learned and adapt to the life or death situation even if you're pretty sure you're hallucinating. If you don't, you're fucked. Trust me, this is one soldier who understands that."Psyche eval recommendation: Just wants to be loved.
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