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Last Symphony

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About Last Symphony

Age: 26
Gender: F
Location: Philadelphia, PA

Joined: 8 years ago on 04/15/06
Last Visit: 7 hours ago
Type: Gold Member
Paid Member Privileges: Yes
Privileges Expire: 667 days from now

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Tell Us About Yourself...

Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!

“I hate my username. I cosplay. I'm short. Halloween is awesome and I love animals.”

Current Relationship Status

“I'm single.”

What do you do for fun?

“Traveling is quite fun. Trying different foods. Swimming, Crafting, movies, ”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“Pharmacy technician”

What's your dream job?

“Some kind of video game artwork”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?

“Guys!”

What kind of relationship are you looking for?

“Friends, love, whatever. I'm open.”

Describe the sort of person you're looking for!

“A nerd! I'm too much of a nerd. I like being goofy and having fun. Preferably a con-goer as I still enjoy going to them. Going out and doing things outdoors or indoors. ”

Do you think long distance relationships can work?

“I think they can work if the distance isn't crazy Ridiculous. ”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

Name some of your favorite anime and manga...

“Lupin the 3rd ”

What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...

“cosplay, videogames, Collecting Figures/Statues. conventions”

If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?

“Katsucon, Animenext, Otakon, Zenkaikon this year...I hope to get to Pax east/magfest/NYCC/SDCC next year or the year after”

Into games? List your favorites!

“Suikoden, Legacy of Kain, Xenogears, Xenosaga, Final fantasy, Castlevaina, Silent Hill, Metal gear solid, Resident evil, Legend of Zelda, World of Warcraft, various others”

Other Online Gaming Info

“World of Warcraft, nosgoth”

Jaeger Assignment

Last Symphony is currently piloting VOLCANO CHEETAH with Butterflydidit

VOLCANO CHEETAH's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Pulsating Chop Tantrum
  • Audacious Butt Punch

DOSSIER: Primary function is is to insult Kaiju and supply helpful blowjobs to friendly forces. Classified scuttlebutt indicates this Jaeger is part of Operation Magical Rumble, a plan to use an experimental, ancient nuclear weapon to decisively end Obamacare. May be vulnerable to party drugs. During the Battle Of Los Angeles, pilots displayed an unprecedented ability to yell like a motherfucker while simultaneously displaying outstanding lovemaking abilities. Everybody agrees: these pilots are drunken and nobody questions their dedication to choice of personal grooming habits.

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Abusive family provided a strict diet of organic vegetables and intellectual stimulation. Existence was transformed permanently when friends were kidnapped by jealous bitches. It was at the age of 5 that she dedicated herself to vengeance. Reluctantly spent the next several seconds doing nothing in a hidden temple. Each erotic day was a step away from the sensitive touching that her parents expected from her.

Unlocked her inner unicorn in some homeless guy's alleyway where she studied astrophysics, where it soon became apparent that absolutely nobody was ever going to give a shit about her. With a fighting style that combined the speed of a bull with depressingly inconsistent levels of violence, termed "Invincible Elephant Style", she soon gained the attention of nudists.

After becoming a Jaeger Pilot, her first fight against a kaiju was a splendid crowd-pleaser despite annoying the shit out of her mother. Classified intel indicates most of the city was destroyed and the rest was covered in blood.

When the dust settled after the grueling clusterfuck, pilot was angrily promoted to the general's dogwalker by pretty much the only other person that was still alive.

Experts have described her Jaeger tactics style as "weak-ass dick-slapping", while people who actually know what she's talking about have described it as "basically her new religion" and "some of the toughest Jaeger piloting since Bruce Lee sexually dominated your mom."

Psyche eval recommendation: Is gonna run this whole goddamn army someday.


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